I once know a girl named Anna

She was from Louisiana

She had stinkiest breath I ever did smell

I mean each time I talk to her I almost fell

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Anna from Louisiana you need to brush you teeth and we never ever want to smell your feet.

Well as Anna grow up she never ever got a date

And with her breath everybody know that would be her fate

Once she ate a whole box of Chile peppers everybody had to talk to her from ten feet

Just because they couldn’t take the heat

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But one time when Anna finely was brushing her teeth a man walk in walking as quietly as a mouse

But Anna was so busy trying to bush her teeth she didn’t even see the thief

Well when she was done she turned around and saw the thief, open her mouth

And he said Anna from Louisiana you need to brush you teeth to you ain’t got no teeth no more

Dropped her stuff on the floor went flying throw the door

And never came back no more.

Oh He always has the Runs

His poop comes out in tons

If he can't open the bathroom door

He'll make a mess on the floor

He always has the runs

He was riding in his car

The bathroom was to far

So he ran in a bush

A used a leaf to wipe his tush

He always has the runs

He went running down the hall

He didn't make it, and it splattered on the wall

Some of it got on Paul

Cause he wasn't tall

It kind of smelled like eggs

It went running down his legs

Oh he always has the runs

As she came in to the room

The guy she liked took off with a zoom

The mirror broke in half

And everyone started to laugh

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Because she was a baldheaded woman with a big mustache

Couldn't do nothing about because she ain't got no cash

She tried to become a famous actress

But they never would give here a part with a dress

So she ended up working the trash compactor

Instead of becoming a famous actor

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When she went to the women's restroom

They would chase her out with a broom

And the guy said I rather go out with an animal all covered with fur than go out with her.

The other day my Grandma said something that got me real mad

So I hit her with a big fat stick just being bad

My mom said did you hit your grandmother with a big fast stick

I said " no I didn't" she said you must think your slick

Then my grandmas picked me up and throw me on the grass

Then when to school and told everybody in my class

As I walked down the street everybody said there go's the guy that hit his grandmother with a big fat stick, because my picture was in the newspaper

So I ran in to the restroom because I thought that was a little safer

Three guys came in there and I know it was my doom

One of them took of his hat and it was my grandma

I said, " what are you doing in the men's restroom

But I didn't get to finish because she started hitting me with the broom.

My dad ordered from dominos last night

We had to do this because money was so tight

Waiting for are pizza was such a bore

My brother decide to go to the store

We were wondering what was taking them so long

When they out playing ping pong

So my dad called dominos

He called them a bunch of dumbos

They told my dad to hush

Before they told the pizza man to rush

Then my brother came aruning towards home

Because he left his hair comb

He ran fast that kid to candy into the street

And the dominos pizza truck knocked him off his feet

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My brother got ran over by a dominos pizza truck last night

The nurses said he didn't even put up a fight

Maybe it had something to do with his height

Then my dad called dominos again

Everybody know they weren't his friend

When the man said we were a bunch of pest

Dad was madder than a woman with and it made a mess

Later my dad wanted to watch TV and started screaming where is it looking for the remote control

My mom said she left it in a bowl

So she ran into the kitchen with her fat but a twichen

Then my sister ran upstairs chasing the cat

But the roof fell in because she was so fat

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Now the doctor's were scrambling around

Because my sister fell down

And my brother got knock off his feet

Because my dad couldn't stay in his seat

Now blood is all over our pizza

Later they called and told us my brother was in the hospital

And they couldn't save him no matter how hard they fiddled

But my sister turned out to be all right

And believe me what happened to her had nothing to do with her height

And that’s the way the story ended

Am so sad if dominos is offended

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A few years ago a new dance come to town

That had a boy named Kemo acting like a clown

And made his parents frown

It was called the Boogie Woogie Joogie

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And Kemo did the Boogie Woogie Joogie all day long

Even thew his parent thought it was very very wrong

They send him down to old Hong Kong to play-pong

He did the B.W.J. when he went to the store

He trip a fell on the floor

His moma said you better not do that no more

He did the B.W.J. when he went to school

Everybody said he was acting like a fool

He did the B.W.J in the middle of math

He did the B.W.J. when he was taking a bath

His mom said he a psychopath

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He would make his knees go in and out

Because that’s what a hamburgers all about

He would slap his butt

Walk like king Tut

Spin around like a merry go around

Moon the crowd and scream real loud

March in one place

What a disgrace

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But when he did the B.W.J. in church

His mom took him on the perch

And said you got the devil in you

What am I going to do

So she took him to the doctor and the doctor said

You got to let that boy B.W.J because it is in him and it has

To come out and if it don't come out he will go crazy

And start eating people's daisies

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