Questions that can most likely never be answered...

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of her nose?

Are atheists able to get insurance for acts of god?

Can I get arrested for running into a fire house and yelling MOVIE! MOVIE!?

Why is there an eject button the the VCR remote?

Can someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so...how can you treat them?

Did settlers go on camping trips?

How come superman could dodge bullets with his chest, but he ducked when bad guys threw their guns at him?

If a #2 pencil is the most popular pencil, why is it still #2?

If women ran the Pentagon, would the missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

If you put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, would you go back in time?

Shouldnt there be a smaller word for "monosyllabic"?

MORE TO COME!