Yes, $nick $+ .
No, $nick $+ .
Maybe, $nick $+ .
Of course, $nick $+ .
Of course not, $nick $+ .
My crystal ball is fogging up, $nick $+ .
Try again later, $nick $+ .
Outlook good, $nick $+ .
Outlook bad, $nick $+ .
Don't count on it, $nick $+ .
Count on it, $nick $+ .
My sources say yes, $nick $+ .
My sources say no, $nick $+ .
Let me leave that up to you, $nick $+ .
That is better left untold, $nick $+ .
What???????? Whoever asks:  %ball.question  $+ , must be crazy.
These things don't dictate what happens, choose your own future.
It could happen $nick $+ , but then again there is a whole lot of things that can happen.