| General Manager: |
Kevin Erwin [email protected], [email protected] |
| Head Coach: |
Charles Manson |
| Assistant Coach: |
The Hanson brothers (from Slapshot, not GM Trostle's fav band) |
| Captain: |
Tony Amonte |
| Assistant Captains: |
Vinnie Lecavalier; Vitali Yachmenev |
| Arena: |
The Rayovac Rink at Gozur Tower, Rayovac gives a 4 pack of D cell
batteries to the first 1000 fans at every game, (and 2 packs to any female that
accompanies GM McCreery...) The Rink still features "Club Crusher" in the upper
level, that has a balcony so club goers can watch the game. Crusher fans have
altered a practice of the Chi. Cubs bleachers Bums, at certain times opposing fans
have been "thrown back" over the balcony from the club to the ice below, such as
after a goal by opposing player, or when an opposing fan just happens to get
unruly, or be in the wrong place at the wrong time.... Club goers have also been
known to do what they call "extreme stage diving" when they get too into the
band/music landing on the ice below (preferably on opposing players) |
| Team Colors: |
Black & Blue, with blood red trim, a picture of "the Crusher" on the chest
and crossed sledgehammers on the shoulders, a Crusher player gets a stripe on the sleeve for each opposing player they injure. |
| Team Motto: |
"Blame Canada", (also serves well if fans get unruly and are looking
for answers) and "Sorry Senator, I have no recollection of that" |
| Rivalries: |
1) Craps (goes all the way back to when the were Dallas Rhinos, pre-Trostle)
2) Walla Walla "crap weasels"
3) by default any team that plays in Boston, there is a rivalry between those cities in all sports (personally can't stand any real NY pro team) |
| Nemesis: |
Trostle, and McCreery |
| Mascot: |
The Crusher (the wrestler from the Bugs Bunny cartoons) |
| Stories: |
The official position of the Crusher organization is we deny everything.
The Crusher Gm has surrounded himself with a bountiful bevy of beautiful Norwegian Lesbians that feed him grapes and know how to sing. Events at Gozur Tower are
continually interrupted by guys dressed like Star Trek convention rejects named, Ray, Igon, and Vinkman. |