The Coke Center (just saying that excites the minority owner)
Team Colors: Red, white & blue, with a big brown patch of Crap in the middle of the sweater (pooper-scoopers for the shoulder patches).
Team Mascot: The weiner dawg
| President | Steven Trostle | [email protected] |
| Minority Owner | Mayor Marion Berry | |
| Head Coach | Paul Ysebart | |
| Captain | The Craps have no team captain since losing Sakic--the C is still waiting for his return. The Alternate captains--Modano & Zubov. Joe Sacco had the C until the GM realized...well, anyway. | |
| Assistant Captain | Mike Modano | |
| Assistant Captain | Sergi Zubov | |
| Rivals | NY Crushers | |
| Springfield Filth Pigs | ||
| The Walla Walla Red Headed Step Children | ||
| any team with rights to Joe Sakic | ||
| Stories: | 1) | weiner dawgs get killed, one per goal allowed |
| 2) | GM suffers PSTD (post-sakic-trade-disorder) | |
| 3) | The GM beats red-headed step children |