YO Momma Jokes
SO UGLY
- Yo momma so ugly when she joined an
ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
- Yo momma so ugly she looks out the
window and got arrested for mooning.
- Yo momma so ugly just after she was
born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and
her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
- Yo momma so ugly they push her face
into dough to make gorilla cookies.
- Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas
in the Mist" in her shower
- Yo momma so ugly they didn't give
her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
- Yo momma so ugly instead of putting
the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her
neck
- Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra
days to dress up for Halloween.
- Yo momma so ugly when she walks into
a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
- Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be
drunk to breast feed her
- Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie
a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
- Yo momma so ugly when she walks down
the street in September, people say "Damn, is it
Halloween already?"
- Yo momma so ugly the government
moved Halloween to her birthday.
- Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were
bricks she'd have her own projects.
- Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put
her clothes on in strip joints.
- Yo momma so ugly she made an onion
cry.
- Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas
in the Mist" in her shower!
- Yo momma so ugly when they took her
to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
- Yo momma so ugly they put her in
dough and made monster cookies!
- Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a
bath the water jumped out!
- Yo momma so ugly she looks out the
window and gets arrested!
- Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies
won't talk to her!
- Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't
date her!
- Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she
trick or treats on the phone!
- Yo momma so ugly she had to get her
baby drunk to breastfeed it!
- Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa
to stone!
- Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her
for life
- Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra
days to dress up for Halloween!
- Yo momma so ugly the government
moved Halloween to her birthday!
- Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks
she'd have her own projects!
- Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put
her clothes on in strip joints
- Yo momma so ugly she made an onion
cry!
- Yo momma so ugly people go as her
for Halloween.
- Yo momma so ugly that when she sits
in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
- Yo momma so ugly she scares the
roaches away.
- Yo momma so ugly we have to tie a
steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
- Yo momma so ugly I heard that your
dad first met her at the pound.
- Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were
bricks she'd have her own projects.
- Yo momma so ugly that your father
takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to
kiss her goodbye.
