YO Momma Jokes

 SO POOR

•  Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
•  Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
•  Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
•  Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
•  Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
•  Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
•  Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
•  Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
•  Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
•  Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
•  Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.  I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
•  Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
•  Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.