YO Momma Jokes
SO OLD
- Yo momma so old I told her to act
her own age, and the bitch died.
- Yo momma so old she has Jesus'
beeper number!
- Yo momma so old her social security
number is 1!
- Yo momma so old that when God said
let the be light, she hit the switch'
- Yo momma so old that when she was in
school there was no history class.
- Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3
bucks!
- Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's
yearbook!
- Yo momma so old she has a picture of
Moses in her yearbook.
- Yo momma so old her birth
certificate says expired on it.
- Yo momma so old she knew Burger King
while he was still a prince.
- Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a
nickel.
- Yo momma so old when God said "Let
their be light", she flipped the switch.
- Yo momma so old she was a waitress
at the Last Supper.
- Yo momma so old she ran track with
dinosaurs.
- Yo momma so old her birth
certificate is in Roman numerals.
- Yo momma so old she has a picture of
Moses in her yearbook.
- Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus
in the third grade.
- Yo momma so old and stupid she knew
the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary
will never amount to anything".
