YO Momma Jokes

SO OLD

•  Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
•  Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
•  Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
•  Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
•  Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
•  Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
•  Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
•  Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
•  Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
•  Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
•  Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
•  Yo momma so old when God said "Let their be light", she flipped the switch.
•  Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
•  Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
•  Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
•  Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
•  Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
•  Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".