YO Momma Jokes

 SO NASTY

•  Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt
•  Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
•  Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
•  Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
•  Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
•  Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
•  Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
•  Yo momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
•  Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
•  Yo momma so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
•  Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.