YO Momma Jokes

SO FAT

•  Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
•  Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
•  Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
•  Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
•  Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
•  Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
•  Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
•  Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
•  Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
•  Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
•  Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
•  Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
•  Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
•  Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
•  Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
•  Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller
•  Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
•  Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th
•  Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
•  Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
•  Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
•  Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
•  Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
•  Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
•  Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
•  Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
•  Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
•  Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
•  Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
•  Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
•  Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
•  Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
•  Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A.,  Chicago...
•  Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
•  Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
•  Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
•  Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
•  Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
•  Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
•  Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
•  Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
•  Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
•  Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
•  Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
•  Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
•  Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
•  Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
•  Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
•  Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
•  Yo momma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
•  Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
•  Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
•  Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
•  Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
•  Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
•  Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
•  Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
•  Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
•  Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
•  Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
•  Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
•  Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
•  Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
•  Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
•  Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
•  Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
•  Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
•  Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
•  Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
•  Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
•  Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
•  Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
•  Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
•  Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
•  Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
•  Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
•  Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
•  Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
•  Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
•  Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
•  Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
•  Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
•  Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
•  Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
•  Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
•  Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
•  Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
•  Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
•  Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
•  Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family
•  Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
•  Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
•  Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
•  Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
•  Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
•  Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
•  Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
•  Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
•  Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
•  Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
•  Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
•  Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
•  Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
•  Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
•  Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
•  Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
•  Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
•  Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
•  Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the  bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
•  Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
•  Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
•  Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
•  Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
•  Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
•  Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
•  Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
•  Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
•  Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.