YO Momma Jokes
IS LIKE
- Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to
Lay
- Yo momma like a screen door, after a
couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
- Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy
- everyone gets a poke!
- Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone
gets a turn!
- Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a
three year old can turn her on!
- Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone
gets a turn!
- Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and
she's ready to ride!
- Yo momma like a golf course,
everyone GETS a hole in one!
- Yo momma like the railway system,
she gets laid all over the country!
- Yo momma like a tomato source
bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
- Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock
and she blows!
- Yo momma like a hardware store: 4
cents a screw!
- Yo momma like Domino's pizza--
Something for nothing
- Yo momma like a refridgerator:
everyone likes to put their meat in her!
- Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings
per package!
- Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks
and she's loaded.
- Yo momma like a bowling ball.
She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
- Yo momma like a bus: Guys
climb on and off her all day long.
- Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh
what a feelin'!"
- Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good
Vibrations!"
- Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine...
five cents a blow.
- Yo momma like chinese food:
sweet, sour and cheap!
- Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a
real good suck.
