YO Momma Jokes

 IS LIKE

•  Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
•  Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
•  Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
•  Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
•  Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
•  Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
•  Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
•  Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
•  Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
•  Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
•  Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
•  Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
•  Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
•  Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
•  Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
•  Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
•  Yo momma like a bowling ball.  She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
•  Yo momma like a bus:  Guys climb on and off her all day long.
•  Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
•  Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
•  Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
•  Yo momma like chinese food:  sweet, sour and cheap!
•  Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.