I don't wanna do the wash
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!
I don't wanna rattle pots
I don't wanna rattle pans
I see the mail light flashin
I wanna chat with friends!
Oh, the table needs some dusting
And the floor could sure be mopped
But I know if I get started
There'll be no place to stop.
The closets are so full
Things are falling off the shelves
I wish for cleaning fairies
And magic little elves.
They could sprinkle fairy dust
And twitch their little nose
The windows would be sparkling
I would have no dirty clothes.
Oh, I know that I'm just dreaming
My head is in the sky
I must cook that meat that's graying
And bake that apple pie.
The hubby needs a bath
The dog needs attention
Oh... the other way around I mean
My brain is in suspension
I am running around in circles
I am getting nothing done
I keep thinking of my web
I am missing all the fun!
Though I hear that all the time
But I guess this stuff can wait on me
Cause today I'll be ONLINE!!!