2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological
disorder excuses.
3. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the
central figure in a computer game.
4. Taxis stop for us.
5. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
6. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
7. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
8. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
9. We can congradulate our teammate without ever touching
her butt.
10. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure
our privates are still there.
11. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
12. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to
picture them naked.
13. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your
problems.
14. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
15. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.