I wish to have any usable oragan donated and what is left to be cremated and spread on the grave of Donnie Likins, let a little bit of me go on a windy afternoon, and take me down to Judd's and Phil's and put the rest of me in the ocean.
There is to be a party after my death with ample alchohol, drugs, and sex. Please do this every year on my anniversery.
Everyone should wear bright colors (plenty of pink and purple) to my funeral and tell stories of the stupid things I did in my life.
Instead of flowers, I want donations made in my name to Matthew 25 AIDS/HIV Services
My first cousins (Dan, Corey, Tricia, Brandon, Danny, Dylan, and Lyndsay) and extended cousins (Paige Robards, Kendra Moore, Jesse Maddox, and Jodi Maddox), the Aunts (Ginger and Joyce) and their husbands, Aunt Sherry, and the Uncles (Fitz, Kevin, and Bill Carrico) and their wives get second dibbs on my stuff except for the items listed below.
The third run for my stuff except for the items listed below goes to those I deeply care about. These people include: Lance Bobo, Cyndee Burton, Jared Butler, Alex Chumbler, Madison Chumbler, Drew Duncan, Lindsey Edens, Jody Furguson, Ricky Kurtz, Jared Litke, Chuck Marz, Brandon Powers, The Three Stooges in Drag (Duane, Aman ) Lucas Thomas, Lillianna Welch, and Magdalena Welch.
I will...
Christine Agin- My pancreas
Drew Duncan- any electronical devices I own (ie- computers and the like).
David Horan- any jewelry of mine he wants besides the specifically mentianed peices
Lyndsay Howard- The silver braclet that was our grandmother's given to me after she past away.
Matthew Kennington- All my posters he may want especially the American History X, Trainspotting, ANd Angelina Jolie.
Kelly Lutz- My heart locket, heart and crystal amulet, and BELIEVE necklaces.
Chuck Marz- My Spleen
David Stevenson- any musical equipment I own, includding dubbing equiment, my 4 way cross and St.Dymphna necklace that I wear at all times. .
Katie Weitkamp- my broad silve ring. Any hair accesries and jewelry she may want not otherwise specified
If any one of the benefuceraries is suspected or implicated in my death, their portion of this will becomes null and void.