| I get kicked out of my friends rooms for fear of the night supervisor They fail to invite me places They constantly scrutenize our relationship for evidence of "someone wanting someone" or something... When they are drunk they forget we are just friends If I talk to one of them for too long then I have a crush on them If I where the wrong clothes, I am hitting on them Even though I have had more girls than them, they avoid the topic of girls around me My female friends think I am friends with them because they have penises and i don't And because of this I have decided to start packing. Yes, for now on there will be an 8 inch schlong shoved down my pants |
| Because i don't have a penis |
| So how do you like that? is that better? would that make me a little bit more socially acceptable? HMMMMMMMM? |