FINE ARTS CLUB (non) PAPER PLATE AWARDS...
THE RIP OFF
Daniel Naas-- BEST LEGS
David Stevenson-- BEST TOUNGUE
Chelsea Stallins-- BEST LOOKING
Amber Carrier-- MOST LIKELY TO MAKE OUT WITH AN ANIME CHARACTER
Audrey Walker-- WORST TASTE
Ricky Kurtz-- the person you're most likely to call in the middle of the night to pick you up from jail
OR
Ricky Kurtz-- BEST FRIEND
Travis Litrall-- most likely to call Ricky in the middle of the night to pick him up from jail
OR
Tarvis Litrall-- BEST HOODLUM
Brandon Powers-- BEST CK MODEL
Audrey Cavins-- MOST LIKELY TO SUBJECT UNCARING MASSES TO HER STUPIDITY
Collin Floyd-- MOST DANGEROUS WITH SHARP OBJECTS
Jimmy ???-- MOST LIKELY TO BE SMUGGLED INTO A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY
Ericka Pritchet-- BIGGEST BREASTS
Donna Denton-- MOST LIKELY TO GRANT YOUR EVERY WISH
Scott Taylor-- MOST LIKELY TO DROP OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET FOR 28 YEARS AND THEN SHOW UP AT DAVID STEVENSON'S HOUSE AND ASK FOR HOT POCKETS
Jeremy "Eddie" Guill-- DUMBEST
Daniel Thomas-- most likely to take Jeremy "eddie" Guill's place as DUMBEST
Barry Hasenberg-- MOST LIKELY TO SET SOMETHING ON FIRE AND HAVE THE COPS CALLED
Rebecca Stinett-- MOST COORPATIVE AND TOOK THE MOST CRAP FROM THE FAC
Tami Caudill-- DA SHIT
Julia Arnezson-- MOST DETERMINATION IN HER ANTI-BRA CAMPAIGN
Miles Downs- MOST LIKELY TO SMOKE HIS WEIGHT WORTH OF POT
Drew Duncan-- MOST LIKELY TO CREATE A VIRUS THAT CRASHES ALL COMPUTER SYSTEMS AND INADVERTANTLY SENDS THE WORLD INTO A NUCLEAR WINTER
Jim Britt-- HONORARY PIMP OF THE '00-'01 SCHOOL YEAR
Cody Rice-- DRAMA QUEEN