SUBJECT: Audrey

SPECIES: JAPaFREAK

SKIN: Pale pinkish white

HAIR:  Long, brown  (has been known to be blonde and green.)

HEIGHT:  5'3"-5'6"

WEIGHT: DURN skinny

EYES: Beautiful blue/violet (contacts???)

TASTE:  Bad

ACTIVITIES: HTML shtuff, anime shtuff, friend drama, hangin' with her homies

DISTINGUISHING ATTRIBUTES:  Extreme hyper activity, devotion to friends, hugability

COMMUNICATION TRADEMARKS: Cookie, Poo, Squeak (some say it resembles the sound of a macintosh)

PARTNER STATUS:  Currently "is the best thing that ever happened" to Jeremy "Eddie" Guill

FIRST SIGHTED:  The subject was first observed 11 years ago at Holy Name Elementry School.  The subject was never approached due to the uncertainity of her nature.  Other contributing factors to the lack of early contact with subject is that this anthropologist was quite anti-social back in the day.

REDISCOVERED:  9 months ago in the auditorium. Subject turned out to be a totally awesome person that the observer enjoyed being around.

NATURAL HABITAT:  Subject was most often observed in the school setting of Henderson County High School.  On few select occasions, the subject was socailized in the enviroment that the natives call BuyLow.  The subject showed extreme excitability.  It was quite interesting to watch the subject.

WARNING!!!!!
If subject ever grabs an object and says, "MINE!!!!" Run and know that there is no possibility of getting said object back.  Just be thankful you got away with your life. 

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