Balloween
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this halloween i've decided
to go as a blood soaked goblin all vomit
covered and sterile. so
first things first. i snip off the testicles
and put them in a jar and the
jar goes in the freezer. second i go to
the local store and steal a
goblin mask but i get caught by the store
clerk he's with his 'excuse me
sir!' so i stab him in the neck deep
and then turn on innocent
customer type person stab stab stab stab
stab uh! and one stab for bad
luck- then roll around in the blood of
the new deaders- why not kill
two birds with one stone so to speak.
now sterilized and covered in
blood i put on my goblin mask and revved
till i was blistered up on
maniacal goodness- i see a cop outside
standing and staring at the moon
so i sneak up, stick my knife in
between his ribs and twist and
he crumples down and i kick him alot.
after he's beyond dead i strip
him naked and put on the cop uniform
and then put on my goblin mask
and then i go back into the store and
roll around in the blood some
more. i've spontaneously changed my
costume to bloody cop goblin
faced lunatic type thing with a deranged
twist of murderama to my nature
i do. i felt a splash of vomit was
more than necessary at this
point to complete my overall look- but i
hate the taste of throwing up so
i operate on the store clerk and
remove his stomach whole.
then i hold the thing over my head and slit
it open and let the contents
spill all over me. its pretty much like
vomit although the smell is kind
of different. i go out into the
street and see some kids hiding
behind a dumpster giggling. they just
pulled a prank of some sort so i
go up to them and i'm like 'hey
kids!' and they look at me
confused cause i look like a cop and i talk
like a cop but i certainly dont
smell like a cop and the blood vomit
covered goblin mask accesories
are non-standard issue as cops go. i
pull my gun and shoot them all
dead (boy were they surprised) and then
throw them in the dumpster
-trick or treat smell my feel gimme some/FONT>
kiddies to murder and eat. i'll
get back to them later for a little
munch munch that is if i dont
get my head blown off by some good
samaritan i better make this
halloween count. did i just murder
children? who knows what
the hell just happened my mom isnt around to
see me anyway. the streets are
pretty dark and i guess my gun shots
were dismissed it being
halloween and all i go up to the first house i
see and ring the doorbell and
this old lady answers and is like
'officer?' before she has time
to add up all the things that are wrong
with me i push myself into the
house and smash her face into lots of
stuff until her skull just fell
away and i was left holding her brain
which i was about to bite into
when i heard the doorbell ring and some
little trick or treaters were at
the door. i walked to the door and
asked the smallest one to hold
open her bag -cute little fairy she
was-and then i dropped the brain
into it and slammed the door. their
squeals were musical and
perfectly in tune to be the perfect
background music to my halloween
necrophelia that i had started into
on a whim- that old lady was
some cold piece of ass she was extra
attracted to my vomit. i grunt
out my jism just as i hear another
pounding on the door and i see
the flashing lights outside. those
meddling kids probably reported
my brain treat. i peek out the window
and see a big crowd forming and
the cops getting organized so i burst
out of the front door and start
shooting just to make sure everyone
gets a halloween they aint never
gonna forget. goblin masked and
covered in vomit and blood with
my dick out i treat everyone to the
ultimate disappearing
act...