Alligator and me----------------
 
 

I have a baby alligator which I keep in my underwear He lives in my underwear When I urinate on him- he bites me The biting part I'm not too fond of But I like the companionship He has sharp teeth Once when I was sleeping he ate a testicle I punished him by making doody I miss that testicle I closed the wound with electric tape My alligator is my friend Sometimes people say" An alligator in your underwear! Are you crazy?!" I say- "Don't ask me... how should I know?" I've never changed my underwear since Alligator moved in Sometimes he gives me a big boner. Boner-gator.