A Lesson in Arithmetic
He�s teaching her arithmetic because that is his mission.
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, �Now that�s addition.�

And as he added smack by smack in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave his kisses back and said, �Now that�s subtraction.�

Now he kissed her and she kissed him without any explanation.
They both smiled together and said, �Now that�s multiplication.�

But Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked the lad three blocks away and said, �Now that�s division.�
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