| Funny Names! |
| I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! I smile because I have no idea of what's going on! The next time u think ur perfect, try walking on water! Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present! If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's not a dog! Who-ever said that money can't buy happiness hasn't been shopping at the right malls! It's true that you don't know what you've got til it's gone, but it's also true that you don't know what you've been missing til it arrives! I don't have an Attitude Problem...It's supposed to be like this :) :P (N) Winning isn't everything, but Losing is nothing! (Y) I have a confession, I must confess, I was told I was the absolute best :P Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate! Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I'm done! Never try to teach a pig to sing...it will just waste you time and annoy the pig! (@) *Day without light is...like...well...ummmmmm...night!* (S) :P I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey, if thecrown fits! :P You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't play with me anymore Two words guys hate...'don't' and 'stop'...unless you put them together Guys are like toilets...they're either occupied or full of shit Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you? Guys are like roses...just watch out for the pricks! Guys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and all the rest are disabled Guys are like a piece of gum, when they lose their flavour, pop in a new one! If practise makes perfect, and no-one's perfect, why practise? Boys are like nappies...hard to change and full of shit! MENtal breakdowns, MENrual cramps, MENopause...Did you ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? |