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| I wish I was Barbie...that bitch has everything! Humpty Dumpty was pushed Where theres a will... I want to be in it! Few women admit their age... Few men act theres! Hard work has future pay offs, lazyness pays off now! What is a free gift? Arent all gifts 'free'? Is reading in the bathroom multi-tasking? Artificial intelligence is better than real stupidity Jesus loves you.. Everyone else thinks your an ass hole And on the 8th day.. God sobered up! Dont fight with ugly people.. they have nothing to lose! Your kid may be an honour student.. But your still an idiot! He who hesitates is not only lost.. but miles from the exit! Im not bad... Just a good girl who does bad things! Warning: I brake for hallucinations! Honk all you want! Im deaf! Horn broken.. Watch for finger! To steal ideas from one person is plagerism, to steal from many is research! When everything is coming your way your in the wrong lane! |