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| LOST Wife and Dog, Reward for Dog Did you hear about the blonde who tripped over her cordless phone? Life's too short to dance with ugly men I'm so gothic that I'm dead I may be fat but you're ugly and I can lose weight My other wife is beautiful The weather is here wish you were beautiful Never fight ugly people they have nothing to lose Beauty is only skin-deep is something that ugly people say to make themselves feel better You are proof that god has a sense of humor You look like shit, is that the style now? Horn broken, watch for finger Grow your own dope, plant a man How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Nobody knows, it's never happened I wasn't born a bitch, men just made me this way If men had periods, they would brag about their size of tampons... You say bitch like it's a bad thing? I'm not a bitch, I'm the bitch I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures Redeo boys make lousy lovers, they think 8 seconds is a long ride P.I.G. Pride Integrity Guts You're a naughty boy! Go to MY room! I'm the reason men are scared of women! If a man says something in the woods and there's no-one to hear it...is he still wrong? Women are only good for 2 things...and some can't even clean a house that well... Good girls are bad girls that never got caught! Guys are great! Every girl should own one! I have PMS and a loaded gun...did u have something to say? Don't compare men to dogs...it isn't fair on the dogs God made oceans, god made lakes, god made men..hey, we all make mistakes |