A : With a thought!
Q : How can you tell a smart blonde from a dumb blonde?
A : The smart ones have dark roots!
Q : Why dont blondes eat pickles?
A : Their heads get stuck in the jar!
Q : Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A : She threw away all the W's!
Q : How do you make a blode laugh on Monday?
A : Tell her a joke on Friday!
Q : What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A : Gifted!
Q : Why do blondes have T.G.I.F printed on their shoes?
A : Toes Go In First!
Q : How many blondes does it take to change a tyre?
A : 5! 2 to get a soda, 2 to cry, and 1 to call daddy!
Q : How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A : Blow in her ear!
Q : How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
A : Shine a torch in her ear!
Q : Whats the advantage of been married to a blonde?
A : You can park in handicapped car parks!
Q : What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A : Pull the pin and throw it back!
Q : Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A : To see what was on the other side
Q : Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice for two hours?
A : Cause it said 'concentrate'
Q : Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A : So they dont have to re-train them on Monday!