Miss Clueless’s VIP Savings Pass is allowing you access to America’s finest psychotic, I mean Psychic, network for less than a 10 dollars a minute! That means you’re saving an unprecedented $4 each minute! Babies, naive and innocent little children that you are - there’s so much to know about your love life, money situations, your career and your future...Not to mention how much I need in my bank account! So, don’t quit on yourself or Me...where would I go...what would I do...oh wait I'm Psychic...it would be the poorhouse! I’m sure that there’s light at the end of your tunnel when your funds run out!

*If you’ve encountered a psychic that displeased you in some way, please try my service again and again and again...they need at least 10 minutes to warm up so please be patient – each of my expert psychics was sent to the local pagan stores to pick up quick and easy tarot decks so it takes a while to read each of the cards and they each have different and has unique techniques enabling them to keep you on the phone at least 30 minutes! And because our psychics are very sensitive, sometimes they may have a ‘bad day.’ or it might be a new hiree and it takes time to learn to the fleece...I mean tarot!!
If you wish, please call my customer service number and talk to a representative about how we can better accommodate you! Just dial 1-888-555-9562. Now, in the meantime, keep believing I'm a famous psychic from Los Angeles...I mean...Jamaica and keep calling me...afterall...I come from the one city in California that has taught many a con, I mean reader, the tricks of the trade!!!!

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