| Xanderisms and Other BtVS Quotes Memorable Quotes from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997-2000) Willow: When I'm with a boy I like I can't say anything cool, or witty--or at all. Buffy: Okay, that was too close for comfort. Not that slaying is ever comfy, but... you know what I mean. Buffy: The world is what it is---we fight, we die. Wishing doesn't change that. Giles: I have to believe in a better world. Buffy: Go ahead. I have to live in this one. Buffy: Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic. Cordelia: I wish that Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale. Anya: Done. Cordelia: That would be cool. No wait, I wish Buffy Summers had never been born. Anya: Done. Cordelia: And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. And that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair. Anya: Done. Cordelia: In fact, I wish all men, except maybe the dumb and really beautiful kind, disappear off off the face of the Earth. That would be so cool. Cordelia: No, no, no way! I wish us into bizarro-land and you guys are still together? Cordelia: Okay, not funny. Hey! You! Where did you put my car? Custodian: Pardon? Cordelia: My auto. El convertablo. Xander: I can not stress enough how much I don't have plans. Xander: Is it too much to ask for a little backup? Buffy: I'm here for you Xand. I'm supporto gal. Xander: Isn't that what they called The Slayer? Willow: Buffy, ohh scary. Xander: Someone has to talk to her people. That name is striking fear in nobody's hearts. Angel: The Master arose. He let me live... to punish me. I kept hoping you'd come. My destiny... Buffy: Is this a get-in-my-pants thing? You guys in Sunnydale talk like I'm the second coming. Angel: What's the plan? Buffy: [holding a stake] Don't fall on this. Buffy: Okay, that was too close for comfort. Not that slaying is ever comfy, but... you know what I mean. Buffy: The world is what it is---we fight, we die. Wishing doesn't change that. Giles: I have to believe in a better world. Buffy: Go ahead. I have to live in this one. Buffy: Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic. Cordelia: I wish that Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale. Anya: Done. Cordelia: That would be cool. No wait, I wish Buffy Summers had never been born. Anya: Done. Cordelia: And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. And that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair. Anya: Done. Cordelia: In fact, I wish all men, except maybe the dumb and really beautiful kind, disappear off off the face of the Earth. That would be so cool. Cordelia: No, no, no way! I wish us into bizarro-land and you guys are still together? Above quotes from our favorite show courtesy of the IMDB |
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