Mistress Canary:
i think Seth, Luke and Ryan are gay
Mistress Canary:
i have proof too!!!
Mistress Tigress:
They soooo are!!
Mistress Tigress:
Especially Luke... he�s such a ken doll!!
Mistress Tigress:
what proof?
Mistress Canary:
in the first ep there was just a gay overload
Mistress Canary:
Ryan was watching Seth sleep. then they hugged that sexy sexy hug and there was the first gay crack: directed at Seth
Mistress Tigress:
oh man!!
Mistress Canary:
omg there's too much
Mistress Canary:
like, there's too much!
Mistress Canary:
and that Latino guy that wanted to make Ryan his bitch!
Mistress Canary:
then there's the way Seth and Ryan look at each other *hearts*
Mistress Tigress:
omg and the ken doll...helping out Ryan !!
Mistress Canary:
but this proves it: Ryan told Marissa that she had to get out because they're from 2 different worlds. aka straight and gay. so, Ryan threw her white ass out, yet if you noticed, Seth was leaving his house to go visit Ryan at the exact same time!
Mistress Canary:
which makes me believe Ryan was waiting for Seth!
Mistress Tigress:
LMAO
Mistress Tigress:
OMG MISTRESS CANARY WRITE A BOOK
Mistress Canary:
I�m making a site!!
Mistress Tigress:
OH count me in!!!!!!!!
Mistress Canary:
sweet
Mistress Canary:
OH!!
Mistress Canary:
and this is my favorite:
Mistress Canary:
Seth blows on command
Mistress Tigress:
lol!!!! it�s on again tonight at 9!!
Mistress Canary:
really??
Mistress Tigress:
i didn't watch this episode!
Mistress Canary:
NO! you missed the 3rd ep!???!
Mistress Tigress:
yeah but it's an encore tonight1
Mistress Canary:
omgomgomg
Mistress Canary:
this episode was the best!!!
Mistress Canary:
the third gay crack was made!
Mistress Tigress:
i am soooooo excited!
Mistress Canary:
this time on Luke!!
Mistress Tigress:
don�t tell me!!
Mistress Tigress:
i am gonna write them down!!
Mistress Canary:
omg this ep is the sealing deal for gayness
Mistress Tigress:
lol!!!!!
Mistress Canary:
sweet
Mistress Tigress:
i am excited now!!
Mistress Canary:
i have so much proof already... omg
Mistress Tigress:
I�m taping it too man!
Mistress Canary:
I�m going to be the first person to make an OC fansite about the gayness of it all lol
Mistress Canary:
YAY! lol!
Mistress Tigress:
yesssssssssss
Mistress Canary:
you and me can be evidence collectors!
Mistress Tigress:
yeah I have a bit of the second episode on tape!
Mistress Canary:
omg I loved that ep...
Mistress Canary:
Seth's room is oh so gay
Mistress Canary:
purple walls and a pastel striped bedspread...
Mistress Tigress:
omg yesssssss total control mom!! which as we all know... when a mom is that controlling they always end up gay!
Mistress Canary:
so true!
Mistress Canary:
and how he didn�t want Ryan to leave so he broke the law to keep him close!
Mistress Canary:
OH! or how he said "take me with you"
Mistress Tigress:
lol!!!!!!
Mistress Canary:
which in my book means "screw me till my brain rots"
Mistress Tigress:
and how sad he was when he was going to Austin!!
Mistress Tigress:
because they "couldn't hang out"
Mistress Tigress:
lol!
Mistress Canary:
exactly! he doesn�t want him gone! he needs him there!!
Mistress Canary:
hang out *cough cough SLEEP TOGETHER cough cough*
Mistress Tigress:
OMG YESSSSSSSSSS
Mistress Canary:
i love this show... *hugs it* it's the greatest thing ever
Mistress Tigress:
me too!!
Mistress Tigress:
first episode I watch twice on TV... second I taped and watch like 5 times!!
Mistress Tigress:
and now the 3rd tonight!!
Mistress Canary:
same here!!!!
Mistress Canary:
OHH!!!!! *is remembering more stuff*
Mistress Canary:
notice how Luke always calls Seth a queer then goes over and tries to beat him up? I think it's because he just wants to touch him. and then there's Ryan who goes in and saves Seth all the time, so I think Luke hates Ryan because he's taking Seth away from him
Mistress Canary:
because Seth is one fine piece of ass. hell, even if I were a guy I�d want him
Mistress Tigress:
YESSSSSSSS!!
Mistress Tigress:
and how Luke pays more attention to Ryan then to marissa!!!!!!1
Mistress Canary:
omg she is so just a trophy girlfriend
Mistress Canary:
in the 3rd ep he totally ignores her. I think it's because he's realizing he's a fruit
Mistress Tigress:
yeah he's such a David Copperfield wanna be!!!
Mistress Tigress:
u know him and paying Claudia Shiffer!!
Mistress Canary:
lol!!!!!!!!!
Mistress Tigress:
that�s how Marissa affords all her expensive things!!! Luke pays for it!!!!!!!
Mistress Canary:
omg i'm saving this convo and putting it on the site
Mistress Tigress:
yesssss
Mistress Canary:
and the thing with summer... please, Seth is using her as a cover
Mistress Tigress:
and then Marissa realized she wanted more than expensive good!! that's why she chose Ryan!
Mistress Canary:
and what straight man names his boat "Summer Breeze"
Mistress Canary:
but Ryan is so far up on Seth he doesn�t even notice her!
Mistress Canary:
and he's too busy trying to fend off Luke from his man!
Mistress Tigress:
yeah!! like the fashion show!! when she made that look... he kinda made a weird shocked look back like.. hey I'm gay
Mistress Canary:
lol!!!!!!
Mistress Tigress:
and Luke was jealous that Marissa was making advances on his man!! RYAN'
Mistress Canary:
my favorite was in the second ep how Luke pinned Ryan down
Mistress Tigress:
omg yessss he using any excues to touch another man!
Mistress Canary:
he was so like "i want you in this position more with less clothes on though"
Mistress Canary:
exactly!!! and he shaves his chest yo!
Mistress Tigress:
yeah!!!
Mistress Canary:
water polo? lame excuse... I think not
Mistress Tigress:
man we have more than enough proof!
Mistress Tigress:
OMG YESSSSS!!
Mistress Canary:
and it's just 3 episodes!
Mistress Canary:
you HAVE to see the 3rd
Mistress Tigress:
lol!!
Mistress Canary:
it's the greatest
Mistress Tigress:
i am in 30 mins!
Mistress Canary:
Seth tries to sneak out to see Ryan even though he knows it'll get him in trouble
Mistress Canary:
OH!
Mistress Tigress:
omg!!!!! WTF!!!
Mistress Canary:
and why was Seth up at like, 2 in the morning in the second ep to go see Ryan? to play 'video games'
Mistress Tigress:
hahahha!!! yeah and the reason the mom wants Ryan outta the house is because she see the attraction between Seth and Ryan... but also between her husband and Ryan!!! I mean he got him outta jail twice!!!
Mistress Tigress:
sandy is in love with Ryan too!!
Mistress Canary:
*laughs!!!!!!!!!!!*
Mistress Canary:
i think it's like a, "i was you once" thing. and I thing he wants him in the house because he's "good for Seth"
Mistress Tigress:
yesssssssss!!
Mistress Canary:
aka he knows his son's gay and wants the sexy kid from Chino
Mistress Tigress:
YESSSSSSSSSS!!! omg Mistress Canary we have solved this show!
Mistress Canary:
I�m just waiting for Seth to come out of the closet
Mistress Canary:
I�m betting it's sometime near the end
Mistress Canary:
like 3rd to last ep
Mistress Tigress:
th4e father wants his so to be happy... so he brings home a boy to be his gay lover
Mistress Canary:
and then the mom buys him back for Seth in the 3rd ep
Mistress Tigress:
because the mom sees it is unavoidable that her son is gay,.... and wants to make the best out of it... and make him happy!
Mistress Canary:
and Seth and sandy have a rocky relationship! what better way to cement it then buying a boy for Seth!
Mistress Tigress:
yessssssssss!!
Mistress Tigress:
and they soooo paid the mother to leave!
Mistress Canary:
omg! so true!
Mistress Tigress:
OC = GAY FEST!!
Mistress Tigress:
there are gay people on this show then in San Francisco itself!!
Mistress Tigress:
omg !!! that's sooooooooo where they are going to finally run away too!
Mistress Canary:
omg! yes!!!!
Mistress Canary:
i can so see Seth and Ryan taking Seth's boat down to Tahiti where they engage in long long hours of hot sex under the tropical sun!
Mistress Tigress:
yeah Seth even invited Ryan... if he ever needed somewhere to go on the pacific he could take him in his boat!']\
Mistress Canary:
"boat"
Mistress Tigress:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress Canary:
they are meant for each other I tell you.
Mistress Canary:
but by god Ryan watched him sleep twice! TWICE MISTRESS TIGRESS!!
Mistress Tigress:
OMG!!!
Mistress Canary:
and that hug! that groping hug that lasted WAY longer than just friends. they didn�t want to let go of each other!
Mistress Tigress:
i can�t wait till the forth episode!
Mistress Tigress:
yeSS!!
Mistress Canary:
omg neither can i!!! and it looks so good!!!
Mistress Tigress:
i was obsessed the first second I saw Ryan�s beautiful face... then came along the awkward but sooooo hot Seth!! and then the ken doll just topped it off.... not to mention the hunky DILF!!!
Mistress Canary:
omg I know! I was like O.O WOW
Mistress Tigress:
summer breeze lol!!!!!!!!1
Mistress Tigress:
that�s a good one!
Mistress Canary:
it's true though! I mean, there are so many ways to incorporate summer into a title. but summer breeze? can we say gay.
Mistress Canary:
and he said sprucing!!
Mistress Tigress:
LMAO
Mistress Canary:
and in answer to his question:
Seth: "God, who says sprucing?"
Me: "The dudes from Queer Eye For the Straight Guy!"
Mistress Tigress:
LOL
Mistress Tigress:
I LOVE CARSON!!! : "everything's better in cashmere�
Mistress Canary:
isn�t that show just glorious?
Mistress Canary:
i half expect them to do the decorating for The OC
