| BADGER SEX | ||||||||
| hello kiddies grab a seat on old uncle rodneys lap and let me tell you a story. i been up to some kinky business since i last escaped from prision with a man who calls himself pooman... yes you can add him and have as much fun as i did infact all my tales of lust will come equipped with their email so you can get some action too well enough of my yappin lets get some but slappin | ||||||||
| [email protected] says: do u want cyber sex Uncle rodney says: ok lets go Uncle rodney says: ok lets pretend we are in a irish bar and you notice me in the corner [email protected] says: bring it on u fit piece of meat Uncle rodney says: im wearing a scottish kilt Uncle rodney says: and a badjer Uncle rodney says: badger [email protected] says: i wud bring mi fan(nny) [email protected] says: and blow u# Uncle rodney. says: uh oh the badger is angry you didnt give him some first Uncle rodney says: hes gone crazy Uncle rodney says: hes throwing tables and chairs around screaming [email protected] says: does he want milk Uncle rodney says: i think you should let him have his way with you [email protected] says: 4 milk Uncle rodney says: *pulls out video camera* [email protected] says: y just cus his cok is bigger than urrs Uncle rodney says: im flacid as a twig Uncle rodney says: badger sex turns me on [email protected] says: i want 2 rub cream all ova ya sexy bady Uncle rodney says: you've taken to long now all the irish have drunken about 10 pints of guiness and are starting bar fights Uncle rodney says: one of them sees the cream and starts creaming up the badger [email protected] says: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 16some Uncle rodney says: with a big shove he manages to get in entire badger into your rectual region Uncle rodney says: is it still alive? Uncle rodney says: i dont think it can breathe in there Uncle rodney says: help get some help for the poor badger Uncle rodney says: *dials the badger police and the badger ambulance* Uncle rodney. says: ogn no i think you badger must of blocked off your oxygen supply too Uncle rodney says: are you there Uncle rodney says: SPEAK TO ME Uncle rodney says: SPEEAAAKK TOOO MEEEEE Uncle rodney says: LIVE DAMMIT LIIIIVVVEEE wat is it wif u ppl u is borin me 2 death here!!!!!!!!!!!! la la la la la la la la says: i will gi him the kiss ov life Uncle rodney says: wow your alive Uncle rodney. says: and you managed to shit out an entire badger i see Uncle rodney says: its covered in feces Uncle rodney says: dont you wipe? The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: and you managed to shit out an entire badger i see The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: its covered in feces The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: dont you wipe? Uncle rodney says: uh oh Uncle rodney. says: thats can only mean Uncle rodney. says: .. The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: uh oh The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: .. The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: thats can only mean uncle rodney says: Im so alone |
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| WASNT THAT FUN KIDS WELL THE POLICE HAVE COME TO TAKE ME AWAY AGAIN SO UNTIL NEXT TIME | ||||||||