BADGER SEX
hello kiddies grab a seat on old uncle rodneys lap and let me tell you a story. i been up to some kinky business since i last escaped from prision with a man who calls himself pooman... yes you can add him and have as much fun as i did infact all my tales of lust will come equipped with their email so you can get some action too well enough of my yappin lets get some but slappin
[email protected] says:
do u want cyber sex
Uncle rodney says:
ok lets go
Uncle rodney says:
ok lets pretend we are in a irish bar and you notice me in the corner
[email protected] says:
bring it on u fit piece of meat
Uncle rodney says:
im wearing a scottish kilt
Uncle rodney says:
and a badjer
Uncle rodney says:
badger
[email protected] says:
i wud bring mi fan(nny)
[email protected] says:
and blow u#
Uncle rodney. says:
uh oh the badger is angry you didnt give him some first
Uncle rodney says:
hes gone crazy
Uncle rodney says:
hes throwing tables and chairs around screaming
[email protected] says:
does he want milk
Uncle rodney says:
i think you should let him have his way with you
[email protected] says:
4 milk
Uncle rodney says:
*pulls out video camera*
[email protected] says:
y just cus his cok is bigger than urrs
Uncle rodney says:
im flacid as a twig
Uncle rodney says:
badger sex turns me on
[email protected] says:
i want 2 rub cream all ova ya sexy bady
Uncle rodney says:
you've taken to long now all the irish have drunken about 10 pints of guiness and are starting bar fights
Uncle rodney says:
one of them sees the cream and starts creaming up the badger
[email protected] says:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 16some
Uncle rodney says:
with a big shove he manages to get in entire badger into your rectual region
Uncle rodney says:
is it still alive?
Uncle rodney says:
i dont think it can breathe in there
Uncle rodney says:
help get some help for the poor badger
Uncle rodney says:
*dials the badger police and the badger ambulance*
Uncle rodney. says:
ogn no i think you badger must of blocked off your oxygen supply too
Uncle rodney says:
are you there
Uncle rodney says:
SPEAK TO ME
Uncle rodney says:
SPEEAAAKK TOOO MEEEEE
Uncle rodney says:
LIVE DAMMIT LIIIIVVVEEE
wat is it wif u ppl u is borin me 2 death here!!!!!!!!!!!! la   la   la   la   la   la   la  la   says:
i will gi him the kiss ov life
Uncle rodney says:
wow your alive
Uncle rodney. says:
and you managed to shit out an entire badger i see
Uncle rodney says:
its covered in feces
Uncle rodney says:
dont you wipe?
 
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and you managed to shit out an entire badger i see
 
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its covered in feces
 
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dont you wipe?
 
Uncle rodney says:
uh oh
Uncle rodney. says:
thats can only mean
Uncle rodney. says:
..
 
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uh oh
 
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thats can only mean
 
uncle rodney says:
Im so alone
WASNT THAT FUN KIDS WELL THE POLICE HAVE COME TO TAKE ME AWAY AGAIN SO UNTIL NEXT TIME
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