Follow ObstaB on the case, as he investigates:

WHO KILLED JAY??????

It was a Friday night, and everything was going fine, until someone decided to take the law into their own hands. A simple night's festivities in the local public house, ended in death.

As someone took a picture of a group of friends together on a night out, tragedy inflicted itself upon young Jason Chirinos. Like a bullet from out of the blue, a masked figure ramrodded Jason's backside, as photographic evidence shows.

As our friend let out his final gasps of breath, it dawned upon everyone that something was wrong. People were shocked. Neil and Alex spotted it first.

Young Shrew was another who had been affected more than others, as could be visibly seen. Disturbingly, it seemed as if Neil had got over it far too quickly, as this was his reaction just five minutes after finding out. This sickening image did give police early clues as to who may have been the ass-rammer. Preliminary discussions had pointed the finger at Gary Hornby, a friend of Jason's from his school days. However, upon seeing this picture of Mr. Hornby, police decided that further investigations were no longer necessary.

Immediately police ordered a line-up to be carried out. The usual suspects were present, but no-one was identified.

(Soz, pic quality is crap on this one)

People started pointing fingers.

But police decided to look elsewhere, and interviewed Alex Bell. After confirming that he was sober:

Police then asked him why he had photos of Jay dressed up like a baby

The police accepted his response that he was just sick, and liked Jay to dress for him. He said he could never kill young Jason. The police accepted this decision, and considered interviewing Shrew and Brian, who had been earlier fingered.

But, they decided it was probably someone else.

Like Jamie Oliver. But we don't want a picture of that un-pukka Charlie on here now do we?

Sorry about some of the evil blue all over faces, and the crap quality/number of pics, but it's taken me 2 � hours to do this. So I ain't doing any more, any bigger. So there.

Now, rak off