Fantasy Families

This game has been sweeping the nation and finally, FANTASY FAMILIES will make its way onto the Internet. The game is simple, at the moment, and simply involves selecting the celebrities that you would most like to have as your family. Then, using everyone's entries on the Fantasy Family Entry Form (Not included. I won't do everything for you.) we can spot who has the best family via a means of me deciding.

In the future, a Fantasy Family League may well be established, featuring all the very best suggestions and a cash limit, and a points scheme, and the winner will receive a meal for two at the Fallowfield kebab house of your choice. (I choose what you eat though).

So the rules for Fantasy Family are so simple, that normally I wouldn't bother writing them out for you. But there are some stupid people who might try to cheat so I have to try.

Rule 1 - You must select a MOTHER, a FATHER, a BROTHER, a SISTER, an AUNT, an UNCLE, TWO COUSINS (of any sex), a GRANDAD, a GRANDMA, and a PET.

Rule 2 - Each family must have a FAMILY FRIEND. However, the game's creators (Tom O'Brien and Neil Jones) have decreed that this person MUST be former presenter of the Big Breakfast and It'll Never Work, TV's Rick Adams.

Rule 3 - You can't pick any cartoon characters or puppets. Only humans and animals for the pet.

Rule 4 - The age of your family must be roughly correct. Its just not on to have a grandad younger than your dad. Plus its worrying.

Rule 5 - You must not select more than one player from each Premiership team, nor must you exceed your budget of �50 million pounds.

Rule 6 - Simply send your families to [email protected] and the world can rejoice in just how much you'd like another family.

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