* Vassegno wonders if he should try a David Attenborough voice for talking about them...

<Vassegno> "And there, we see the mating ritual of the Frenzied Autochatter" </DA>

<Vassegno> xaver: you weren't beaten too savagely then?
<not_xav> vass: they let me keep my knees.......
<Vassegno> just a light beating with a hint of steel-capped boots...
<Vassegno> they were kind then...

<Vassegno> brb. checking for the possibility of dehungrification

<Vassegno> not enuf cream dammit...
<not_xav> you were gonna eat just cream?
<Vassegno> i was gonna add some coccoa maybe...
<not_xav> oh....well thats different.......thats almost a 3 course meal.......
<Vassegno> tho there are some timtams in the freezer...
<not_xav> if it was milo and not coccoa.....and you added the timtams.....then that really is a meal.....

* Vassegno has already sold his soul to several different websites...

<Vassegno> I think the lurkers should be shot and expelled from the channel
<Vassegno> :)
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<xulon> gnight
<xulon> lol...
<Vassegno> well that's one gone... :)

<Obsidian> toast cures all ills..
<Obsidian> well.. some of them
<Vassegno> except the ones it doesn't which are cured by bread!

<Vassegno> hello?
<Vassegno> anyone home?
<Vassegno> is that a fire oveer there?
<Vassegno> how many fingers am I holding up?
<Vassegno> what's the meaning of life?
<Riff> fuck!!

* Vassegno bounces off after the spoon that doesn't exist

* Vassegno runs around drawing faces on the lurkers with a whiteboard marker

* Pyrite feels his stomach being naughty again...

<Pyrite> netscape is crap, microsoft told me so...

* Pyrite grabs wotcha, ties him up and sets to work with an angle grinder

* endor-your-god hugs vass
<endor-your-god> hey i didnt notice you were here!
* endor-your-god gives vass another hug in welcome
<Vassegno> well I am.
 * Vassegno ponders being offended for not being noticed
<endor-your-god> dont be offended - i only just looked back here for the first time in ages
<Vassegno> that's not good enough!
<Vassegno> :)
<Vassegno> if you're here you should stay here

Taken from Wotcha Stats:"obsi: I'm not after a cute bum... unless I use him as a display "

<Fletch> webcam
<Fletch> webcam
<Fletch> webam
<Fletch> chant people
<Vassegno> people
<Vassegno> people
<Vassegno> people
<xav> oi! oi! oi!
<Vassegno> is that right?

<Vassegno> apparently we'll have a new public holiday next year too, Skylab Day...

* Vassegno doesn't mind the blood sucking, just the injections...

<Vassegno> "we had a cat that could swim, so we tied bricks to it's legs"

* Vassegno thinks obsi needs to increasew the font size on the front page
<Vassegno> nearly fell out of bed trying to work out the names

<BabEeE> does anyone know how to change video settings in window's 95 without loading windows???
<Vassegno> I assume you didn't want to try hitting it with a hammer repeatedly...

<Obsidian> :(  Outlook won't open
<Vassegno> it's a microsoft program. it's designwed to do that