<Sorontar> [innocent] I ate breasts for dinner tonight.

* Sorontar says that that is too fancy and uses the sneaky move taught by the Renaissance masters... so sneaky that now you have seen it... I will have to kill you....

<Sorontar> Good night guys... sleep well, if you do that sort of thing

<Sorontar> Xulon: hi mate, how's things
* Sorontar turns Aussie mode off

<Sorontar> Obsi: its akk right if you make kots of mistakes
<Obsidian> heheh... Hey.. my typos are almost legendary!
<Obsidian> except on my quotes page.. where I (accidently) fix them..
* Sorontar writes a book about the legend of Obsi's vocabulary
* Obsidian . o O ( wouldn't be long )
<Sorontar> Obsi: thanks :^)

* Sorontar tells Obsi to learn Oztraylien

<PeachdEgg> humph! I didn't socialise! I had a date
<Mare> and did u enjoy the date?
<Sorontar> Was it tasty

* Sorontar peeks out the Window(tm)

* Wotcha sneaks up behind Sorontar and yells  "Boo!"
 * Sorontar hits the floor with a thudd.
* Obsidian runs over and gives Sorontar mouth to mouth...
 * Sorontar hears the thudd say "Ouch!"
* Sorontar smiles... and lies dormant a little longer

* Sorontar has something in his eye... he keeps winking

<Sorontar> evening guys... and gals... and bots

* Demos-work gives Sorontar a choccy ! of welcome
* Sorontar gobbles it up with gratitude

* Wotcha gives Sorontar a bunch of roses @-}-}--@-}-}-- @-}-}--
<Sorontar> Wotcha: such a romantic....
* Wotcha smiles at Sorontar
* Sorontar thinks that there is an inside job in Wotcha
* Wotcha hands Sorontar $5 for his silence
* Sorontar looks around to see if anyone is watching
<Sorontar> other than Wotcha that is....
* Sorontar . o O ( Am I really only worth $5... )
<Obsidian> lol
* Obsidian offers Sorontar |----------------------------this much---------------------------------|
<Christian> you offer him 4 inches?
* Sorontar looks confused... but I'm over six feet
<Sorontar> tall
<Obsidian> hehehe glad you clarified that ;)
<Obsidian> 6 foot is VERY impressive.....
<Sorontar> Obsi: I'm not a human, six feet one is my height, not my number of appendages...
<Obsidian> hehhee
<Sorontar> I *AM* a human... not a muant
* Sorontar mutters about his fingers having a mind of their own..
<Neelix> lol
<Obsidian> Sorontar: it is the room... the typo demons are here
<Obsidian> you need Endor's glove of doom

* Obsidian throws her stupid computer out the window
* Sorontar gives the computer an IQ
* Sorontar finds that the IQ rejects the computer

* Sorontar sits in the corner
 * Neelix consoles Sorontar
* ObsiShield goes to the corner and sits on Sorontar's lap
* Sorontar starts to worry if Obsi isn't starting a trend
 * ObsiShield is trendy?
<Sorontar> ObsiShield: Depends... are you wearing flairs?
<Obsidian> hehehe no..... but I am wearing a boob tube ;)
* Sorontar . o O ( Obsi's boob in a tube?? )

<xulon> haven't actually put it in yet... think I might need to get a new IDE cable
<xulon> that I can daisy chain it with...
* Sorontar plucks daisies for Xulon
* xulon is very apprehensive about messing about with his computer's innards anyway
 * Sorontar places daisies inside Xulon's PC
<Obsidian> hehehe
* Obsidian watches as the daisies cause the pc to spark and blow up
* xulon sings "all the little flowers are happy"
* Sorontar . o O ( maybe poppies are needed for virtual machines )
* Sorontar gives Xulon opium for his virtual drive
<xulon> hmmmm... now it's smoking
<Demos-work> messing round with pc innards is fun
* Sorontar builds a shrubbery inside Xulon's PC
* xulon chops Sorontar down with a herring
* Sorontar baulks the seafood