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<pres_bush> gosh!!!!!!!!! yes, finally, i thought you had tossed me aside for better chatters ;)
<pres_bush> gosh: i went all out on sunday, washed and dried and put away all dishes, washed and hung out and put away all clothes, vacuumed , dusted, mowed the back lawn , put all the papers out for recycle, walked the dog AND watered the back garden !!! all that wish a 2hr break to watch the V8 touring cars on Ch10.
* pres_bush is so domesticated its scarey
<gosh> pres - you can borrow my clothes
<pres_bush> gosh: thanks, i was getting rather cold
all naked and so on, but i'll only wear them if you promise to look after
the tigers scarf :0
<pres_bush> gosh: you wouldnt offer me your groovy suede dress, now i'm hurt.. *sniff* *sniff*
<pres_bush> gosh: oh, sure, your favourite and you wont let me wear, thats right, tear my heart out AND stomp it to little bits!!
<pres_bush> would the death involve a tragic egg beater accident ?
<pres_bush> and as the conversation plunges into all things anal, i think i shall bid the all fairwell!
* mad_max can imagine the emergency ward of a hospital.. "My auto-wanker had an O/S crash and now I cant get my willy out!!!!"
*** mad_max changes topic to '<Obsidian> Gosh: if you
had breasts that big, you would have to carry them in wheelbarrows...'
<Obsidian> Pres: don't use me and the word "breasts"
in that topic.. what will people think!
*** Obsidian changes topic to '......'
<mad_max> obsi: they will think.... "its back to normal
in #atbuffy!"
<mad_max> misty: well what else of mine can she tickle !? ( i feel I could regret asking this... ) i hope there is no plan to detatch whatever it is first!
<mad_max> yeah! what, would you like to say I was involved
in a fatal accident !?
<GoshGat> not really
<mad_max> heh
* GoshGat grins
<mad_max> I caused one though :)
<mad_max> may his penis be removed and used as the plaything of homeless homosexuals
<mad_max> moridin: you offering your throat to me then? thankyou..... name and address in email thanx
<mad_max> moridin: any tounge is a good tounge, you just have to know what do with it
<mad_max> dishonesty means more commision :)
* EBE licks mad_max
<mad_max> nothing like damned good licking at
1:26am in the morning :)
<mad_max> Ahhh, the things we do when we were young
and silly
<melinka> ben affleck
<melinka> phwoar
<mad_max> i said the THINGS we do, not the PEOPLE!
* mad_max thinks the greeks found invented velcroe when they discovered sex, two hairy bodies tangled together and wouldnt come apart! ah-ha! theys say, we could market this!!
<mad_max> ahhh, bring on back the 80s :)
<mad_max> where are my roller skates?
<mad_max> where is the roller rink?
<mad_max> where has my balance gone?
<mad_max> how come I crash into things now?
<mad_max> why do I fall over?
<mad_max> how can I escape this nightmare?
{talking about a pen thief}
<mad_max> xulon: did you stab him with that pen? i
would have!
<mad_max> and then left it hanging out of his body...
and leave saying "there you go, there's my pen and its got a nice big fat
stupid holder now too...." :)
<Fletch> Hoj: Did I use the word cuntrag? I hope I
didn't offend anyone
<neo> fletch: only the rags were offended, i've had
10 emails already...
<Jaspar> really?
<Jaspar> rags of the world unite!
<neo> I believe they like to be called recycled cloth
* mad_max hugs obsi in the warm and caring way that only a leather clad cop can :)
<mad_max> aaaarrrggghhhh!!!!!
<mad_max> excuse me while I gouge my eyeballs out
* mad_max likes a bit of orgy now and then
* mad_max wonders if a "fucking computer" is one with an "extra special" port
* mad_max stares at the PC as he types the network start script and holds a rather large and extreemly hot soldering iron next to the PCs motherboard to "encourage" it to cooperate this time!
<AnnaLurk> *GGRRRRRRRR*- I hate people on Napster -
some prick just cut me off- I had got 90 something % downloaded and he
cut me off- *AAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*!!!!!!
<mad_max> i would wait until 99%
* mad_max puts his food in a blender and then injects it direct into a vein with a needle. Simple, no mess, no fuss, no plates to clean!
<mad_max> obsi: ok, quote this....... for sale one
h
<mad_max> ahh never mind
<mad_max> :)
* mad_max decides to adopt Obsidian as his little sister
for no particular reason :)
<Obsidian> lol
<Obsidian> sounds good to me
<mad_max> hehe... i've always wanted a lil'
sister and i figured you'd be a pretty cool one !
* Wotcha decides to get stoned
* mad_max helps by throwing a quarry
load of stones at wotcha
* Wotcha eats the rocks and spits
out a stream of gravel
<BabEeE> wotcha's getting stoned??
* Wotcha <== thinks he's Bill
Steamshovel
* mad_max takes the gravel and
builds a nice path for wotchas house
<Sally> off to bed with me
<mad_max> thats the best offer
i've had all night
* mad_max imagines the mayhem that would be caused if you could get a girl pregnant just by typing messages to her.......
* mad_max makes it a point never to ask girls to remove their underwear - its not gentleman like!
* mad_max goes and stands in the middle of his pentagram and worhsips satan
* mad_max contemplates going to
the bamk manager with those two ideas...
<mad_max> "sir, I have this
idea for some talking beavers and <SLAM - Door shuts in face?>
<mad_max> demos: but I still have mind, and right now, its just had an orgasm!
<mad_max> i dont believe in toilets, i just crap where ever and when ever the urge takes me :)
<mad_max> Undeliverable - Sorry the recipient of your message has died and the mailbox has been removed
* Demosthenes tosses max a choccy
!
* mad_max catches the choccy in
his mouth with a deft flick of his head
<mad_max> no
<mad_max> noi
<mad_max> i go tit
<mad_max> got
<mad_max> ot
<mad_max> it
<mad_max> :)
<mad_max> fuck
* mad_max wonders if obsidian removed
the all the other keys off her keyboard too ??
{I was lurking}
<Obsidian> hehe no
* Obsidian is e-mailing
<mad_max> PO-"Mummy, wheres my dog" Misty
- "somewhere close to well done..."
<mad_max> schon: well, if life got any better i'd swear
my apendix had just burst and infected the rest of my body
<mad_max> obsi: give me her address and i'll
rough her up a little, i'll stomp on her favourite flowers, kidnap her
gardengnomes and replace all her sexy undies with control briefs :)