* Moridin spreads wotcha's legs wider for Kajikit to get all the way in.

<Moridin> I pause for dramatic effect all the time. I just forget to start typing again.

<GoshGat2> he speaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<GoshGat2> so.. what was the shlong thing Moridin
<Moridin> What schlong thing?
* Moridin denies any such schlong thing.
<GoshGat2> the <%schlong%> v2.2
<GoshGat2> hehehe
<Moridin> It wasn't /msging you when you typed schon. It was your imagination.
<GoshGat2> heheh yeah sure :P
<GoshGat2> you just wanted me to see your schlong
<Moridin> If it was only 2.2, I wouldn't be showing it off :P

<Moridin> Seriously, last time I forgot to put the handcuffs in my checked in luggage, left them in my backpack which I carry on the plane.
<Moridin> Security flagged them at the metal detector and made me check them in as a separate item.
<Moridin> They're classified as a weapon, apparantly.
<Moridin> You should have seen the guy's face though. He asked if there was any reason I was carrying them - any permit or authorisation.
<Moridin> I replied in a straight face "No, they're just a sex toy."

* Moridin wonders why it went so quiet.

<GoshGat2> I wanted a sidekick but couldn't afford it
<Moridin> You can rent them these days. Fairly cheap. But quite bumbling.

<Moridin> Hi, My name's Moridin, and I'm an IRC addict

<Gelphi> that's the joke about the 2 condoms..
<schon> :)
 * Moridin perks up at the mention of condoms

Taken from Wotcha Stats:"And Prodigy is Hermaphrodite Leader of the Freaks."

<Moridin> "He tried to attack me officer, I just swung the sword in the way, and he impaled himself on it."
<Moridin> "17 times?"
<Moridin> "He was very enthusiastic."