Taken from Wotcha Stats:"Caitlin: please put down the big f...ing knife"

<Metamorf> Joke time: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
<Metamorf> A white owl goes 'Who!'... A black owl goes 'Who dat dere'

* Metamorf is the first to admit he has all the fashion sense of a blind hermit

Demwrites> Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
<Metamorf> Demos' cheese has just slid off his cracker

<Metamorf> I've been meaning to get down to the rink for a fight, but a game of Hockey keeps breaking out  :)

 * Metamorf is still waiting for Obsi to post some of my witticisms... or are they half-witticisms?           ;)

* Metamorf would like to be in a girls body.... err... scratch that comment  :)

<Metamorf> Accursed modem needs a nappy... it shat itself again.

<Metamorf> Gelphi: I'd prefer them screaming wet...
<Metamorf> Did I just think that or say it?
<Metamorf> I am so dead

<Metamorf> Blessed is the beer, for it is inexpensive and doth get one pissed.

<Metamorf> I'l just pipe up for a second so I don't get poked by that wretched bot

*** Metamorf has quit IRC (I'm outta here like shit through a goose)

<Metamorf> The fireman is magical.  You rub him and he spits in your eye!

<Metamorf> Is it just me, or does everybody here have a photo of their right hand in their wallet/purse?

* Metamorf strokes his warm contented pussy