<Jaspar> wotcha is a dick

<Jaspar> i had 3 types of meat tonight
<Jaspar> 4 if you count sausage as meat

* AltarBoy creates #bitchiness_and_swearing and vents in there

<AltarBoy> kill him
<AltarBoy> stab his blackened heart

<Jaspar> im pretty hairy

*** Jaspar changes topic to 'under the spreading chestnut tree, the village idiot sat...'
<Obsidian> why are you under the tree Hoju?
* Tori chuckles softly
*** Jaspar changes topic to 'under the spreading chestnut tree, the village idiot sat... amusing himself by abusing himself'
* Jaspar smiles
<Obsidian> hmm....... I'd rather have not known that Hoju..... thanks all the same
 *** Jaspar changes topic to 'under the spreading chestnut tree, the village idiot sat... amusing himself by abusing himself... and catching it in his hat'
<Obsidian> ewwwww
<Jaspar> you asked
<Jaspar> :)
* Obsidian would slap Hoju.. but it appears he is doing that to himself ;)
<Jaspar> i could always use a third hand obsi
<Jaspar> :)
<Obsidian> :( Hoju is bad
<Jaspar> only when i have company

<Jaspar> is there lag here? or are people just taking a relaxed view to responding to queries?

<Jaspar> !seen altarboy
<Wotcha> altarboy was last on IRC channel #atbuffy 31 days, 3 hours, 22 minutes ago.
<Jaspar> wow
<Jaspar> i havent been here for a whole month
<Jaspar> i miss me
<Demaway> lol
<Jaspar> *wipes a single tear from eye*

<Jaspar> mmmmmmmmm
<Jaspar> breats
<Jaspar> i had some of them when i was young
<Itchy_Obsi> breats?
<Jaspar> traded them for some spangly marbles

*** Jaspar is now known as Lego`sRectum                                             {He's charming isn't he...}
<Lego`sRectum> *burp*

<Avdotia> oh copious sex, how I love it. How I love that first time
<Jaspar> i could offer the sex... but copious has never been used to describe anything about me other than my belly

<Jaspar> im a vaginal virgin...

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "i should be more aware of the shape and feel of women's breasts