GoshGat Madness

The IRC madness of GoshGat

Below are some highlights from GoshGat
........Well...mostly the drunken typing and the bits I found interesting/funny/embarrasing for people ;)

<GoshGat> Goodies in 5 mins!! {GoshGat = Obsidian}
<Christian> what channel?
<GoshGat> Foxtel
<GoshGat> UK Tv we think
<Christian> Cool
<GoshGat> we being Kjai and Xuoon
<GoshGat> Xulon
* GoshGat sighs
<Christian> Goodies are on UKtv
<Christian> and Kaji
<GoshGat> they are laughing at my typing
<GoshGat> <xulon> at least I have drinking as an excuse
<GoshGat> mean peoples

* GoshGat is wishing for some drinkable booze... {GoshGat = Kaji}
<loki> hey kajio :)
<loki> you mean you only have undrinkable booze?
<GoshGat> they've only got horrible stuff!
<loki> such as? :)
<GoshGat> i didn't have time to go to the bottle shop
<GoshGat> they've got beer and stoli and crappy sickly sweet stuff
<loki> yucky :)
* GoshGat is in mourning for her strongbow
<GoshGat> lol
* GoshGat sends loki the horrible grog
<GoshGat> now send me the good stuff!
<loki> bah
<loki> no :P
<GoshGat> it's the meanloki!
<loki> I don't want that grog either
<GoshGat> lol
<loki> meankaji, sending me that stuff
<GoshGat> ah ok
<GoshGat> how bout Christian?
<loki> no, don't send me christian either
<GoshGat> you sure loki?
<loki> yeah.. he's just not my type
<GoshGat> i know ... you only want tess :)
<loki> well I have to say she's cuter than he is..
<GoshGat> true

* GoshGat invokes the Obsishield {GoshGat = Kaji}
<GoshGat> help!!!!!!!!
<loki> hey.. that's my obsishield!
<GoshGat> it's mine now!
<GoshGat> you're not here!
<GoshGat> [obsi] hey i don['t belong to anyone
* loki pouts
<GoshGat> obsi says the spelling mistakes are authentic
* loki calls the police and reports theft of obsishield

<GoshGat> we are experiencing tecgnical difficulties, please stand by {GoshGat = Misty?}
* mad_max imagines a newsreader at a desk thats being pushed by a giant bean stalk

<mad_max> ok you people, dont get TOOOOOOO pissed now {GoshGat = Gosh}
<GoshGat> ok
<mad_max> i dont want to have to give anyone mouth to mouth!
<loki> unless, of course, they're female...
<GoshGat> nooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<mad_max> unless I can work out how to set gosh's vacume cleaner to BLOW

* loki is confuzzled about who is who now.. {GoshGat = Misty} {GoshGat2 = Obsi}
<GoshGat> misty
* GoshGat2 is Obsidian
<GoshGat2> :)
<GoshGat2> Gosh has 2 computers
<GoshGat> we have control now, you will obey
<GoshGat2> hehehehehe
<loki> will not
<GoshGat2> ObsiShield demands it
<GoshGat2> !!!
* GoshGat chants hypnoticaly "You will obey "
<GoshGat2> You can run... you can hide.... but you cannot break away!!!!
<GoshGat2> hehehe
<GoshGat2> /nick Martin St James.. "You will obey"
* GoshGat2 watches as that goes over people's heads *sigh*
<GoshGat> they areaall oigging out now
* GoshGat2 pokes Moridin
<GoshGat> pigging
* GoshGat2 laughs at Misty's spellinh
<GoshGat2> hehehe spelling
<GoshGat> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtipping hey ?
<GoshGat2> *sigh*
<GoshGat2> :)
<GoshGat> aurhhhhhhhhh
* GoshGat2 needs alcohol......
<GoshGat> misty pokes loki
<GoshGat> misty pokes tessie
<GoshGat2> <kaji> you're not the only one
<loki> nat's gone to see something on TV
* loki is a little alive though :)
* GoshGat2 kills loki
<GoshGat2> not anymore ;)
<loki> ow
<loki> hmp
<GoshGat2> :)
* loki sulks at obsidia
* GoshGat2 kisses loki better
<GoshGat2> then hides from jealous Nat
* GoshGat looks after the insuslted and wounded loki
<loki> a resurrection kiss?
<GoshGat> nooo
* loki sniffles at misty in a sympathetic manner
<GoshGat> misty knows her life is worth more

* loki is hungry. {GoshGat = Neelix} {GoshGat2 = Kaji}
* loki steals any available food at goshgat 2K
<GoshGat> loki: guess who :-)
<loki> I'm guessing.. neelix
<GoshGat> lol
<GoshGat> good guess :-)
<loki> hehe trying to trick me.. bad neelix!
<GoshGat2> kaji is here and there's no spare food
<GoshGat2> lol
<GoshGat> rofl
<GoshGat2> well there IS but none for evilokis
<GoshGat2> :)
*** loki changes topic to '<GoshGat2> kaji is here and (so) there's no spare food'
* loki hides.
<GoshGat2> hey!!!!!!!!
<loki> hehe
* GoshGat2 changes into dragon form and chases the eviloki around thechannel
<loki> phew.. that's not me, at least.
<GoshGat2> tis so~
* loki sits and watches as kaji swoops around chasing nothing
* GoshGat2 thwacks loki with her tail :)
* loki then hops on kaji back and goes "giddyup!"
<GoshGat2> ack
* GoshGat2 sits down
<5loki> bah
<GoshGat2> watch out or i'll roll!
<GoshGat2> :)
* loki . o O ( typical kajidragons.. they gobble up all the food, then roll over for a nap... )
<GoshGat2> grrrrrrr
<loki> teehee

[18:22] * GoshGat2 BOO!
[18:24] * loki EEK
[18:28] <GoshGat2> lol delayed reaction
[18:29] * loki was merely pausing for dramatic effect

[18:40] <Moridin> I pause for dramatic effect all the time. I just forget to start typing again.
<GoshGat2> hehehehe {GoshGat = Misty} {GoshGat2 = Obsi}
<GoshGat2> he speaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Moridin> hey gosh, loki.
<GoshGat2> GoshGat is actually Kaji, Obsidian, Misty. Neelix, Crust, Gosh and Avdotia
<GoshGat> misty is back
<GoshGat2> yay
<GoshGat2> so.. what was the shlong thing Moridin
<GoshGat2> ?
<GoshGat> misty had to sit on Neelix to get him out of the chair
<GoshGat> YAY !!!!
<GoshGat2> heheheheheheheheheh
<Moridin> Wow, that's pretty impressive. Usually a body's multiple personalities don't cooperate so much.
<GoshGat> I won the chair !!!
<GoshGat2> not lap sitting are you?
<Moridin> What schlong thing?
<GoshGat> NOO!!!!!!!
* Moridin denies any such schlong thing.
<GoshGat2> the <%schlong%> v2.2
<GoshGat2> hehehe
<Moridin> It wasn't /msging you when you typed schon. It was your imagination.
<GoshGat2> heheh yeah sure :P
<GoshGat> oh sure
<GoshGat2> you just wanted me to see your schlong
<Moridin> If it was only 2.2, I wouldn't be showing it off :P
<GoshGat2> hehhehe very true
<GoshGat> arughhhhhhh
<GoshGat2> though it isn't the length.. it is what you do with it
<Moridin> What, like try and give it to everyone who types schon ?
<GoshGat> lmao
<GoshGat2> well, how do I know.. maybe it is one of your fantasies.. I don't know
<GoshGat> what the
<GoshGat2> maybe Schon turns you on?
<Moridin> your sanity is safer not knowing my fantasies ;)
<GoshGat2> heheh very true...
<GoshGat> do tell
<Moridin> no comment.
<GoshGat> we ALL want to know
<GoshGat2> unless you share the one with the goat and the bottle of Midori...
<Moridin> So how's the weather over there ?
<GoshGat2> and the rubber plant in a bathtub of custard
<GoshGat2> weather is good :)
<Moridin> Syd or Melb ?
<GoshGat2> Melb
<Moridin> Heh. I was in Melb on Wed / Thu.
<GoshGat2> were you?
<GoshGat2> where do you live now
<Moridin> Business though, didn't have any time to meet anyone :(
<GoshGat2> ?
<Moridin> Will try and make time next trip.
<GoshGat2> Ahhh... but would you have spoken?
<GoshGat2> :)
<Moridin> Of course.
* loki pokes goshgat2
<loki> hey moridin
<GoshGat2> hehe coz it is Crust's job to be silent..
<Moridin> The reason i wasn't speaking here, is that i was in Melbourne!

<Moridin> Where are you guys at ? {GoshGat = Misty?} {GoshGat2 = Obsi}
<GoshGat2> Gosh's house
<loki> they're at gosh's place.. that den of sin
<GoshGat2> hehehe
<GoshGat> and loving it
<GoshGat2> Shhhh... he'll want to join in
<Moridin> Den of sin? I've gotta make time for that next trip.
<GoshGat2> we also have a kitchen of death
<GoshGat> byo your own M&S toys!
<Moridin> Oooooh.
<GoshGat2> and handcuffs..
<GoshGat2> :)
<GoshGat2> (in joke)
<GoshGat> no we have the handcuffs
<Moridin> I tried, but airport security confiscated them.
<GoshGat2> damnit
<GoshGat2> you need the plastic ones....
<GoshGat2> don't set off the detectors
<GoshGat2> *innocent* not that I'd know
<GoshGat> but plastic breaks
<Moridin> Seriously, last time I forgot to put the handcuffs in my checked in luggage, left them in my backpack which I carry on the plane.
<GoshGat2> true..... but again... not that I'd know ;)
<Moridin> Security flagged them at the metal detector and made me check them in as a separate item.
* loki pokes goshgat
<GoshGat2> :)
<Moridin> They're classified as a weapon, apparantly.
<GoshGat> ouchhhh
<GoshGat2> did they say anything about the 6 pounds of cocaine?
<Moridin> You should have seen the guy's face though. He asked if there was any reason I was carrying them - any permit or authorisation.
* GoshGat pokes loki with a big evil pointy stick
<Moridin> I replied in a straight face "No, they're just a sex toy."
<GoshGat2> Umm.. did you say "Wild sex?"
<Moridin> It was priceless.
<GoshGat2> LMAO
<GoshGat> group lmao
<GoshGat2> what was the response?
<Moridin> Silence, jaw dropping slightly, then he got himself together and just ignored it, and insited they be checked in separately.
<GoshGat2> :)
<Moridin> But it was a good 4 / 5 seconds of astonishment.
<GoshGat> oh well next time you'll have to hide them in your socks
<Moridin> Yeah, and then the guy with the portable metal detector will body scan and find them.
<Moridin> "Um, sorry, I forgot I had them there" probably won't be believeed.
* GoshGat pokes loki again with an even bigger pointy stick
<GoshGat2> you should have packed with a bag of other assorted sex toys... for authenticity
<loki> ow..
* loki confiscates all those sticks.
<GoshGat2> heheheh
<GoshGat> awwww
<Moridin> loki has a stick fetish?
* loki hops around, poking goshgat2K people randomly
<GoshGat2> oi
<loki> nah, no stick fetish here
* GoshGat2 tickles loki
<loki> I confiscated for my personal safety- ack
* loki slaps obsidia hands away
<GoshGat2> does Tessie have an oki stick fetish?
* GoshGat2 hides
* loki hides behind christian
<Tessie> hey!
<loki> ah good, she ran away.
<GoshGat> but Christian is invisible
<Moridin> Did I miss the gossip? Are Tess and loki an item now?
<GoshGat2> Moridin: perhaps if you paid attention to the CHAT room..
<loki> moridin: nah.. everyone just thinks we are :)
* loki hides.
<loki> (again)
* Tessie smacks loki till he bleeds
<Tessie> YES
<loki> hahahaha
<Tessie> :P
<Tessie> hehe
<GoshGat> lol
<GoshGat2> Where is loki hiding.... hey?
* loki carefully drips blood on nat
<Tessie> can't you tell? we're so loving :)
<Moridin> Well, I can see who wears the pants in that relationship :)
<loki> mm yes we are.. apart from the loving part
* GoshGat2 gives Tessie a body cavity search... there he is!

* loki is hungry.. :( {GoshGat2 = Obsi}
<GoshGat2> loki is always hungry!
<loki> not
<Tessie> nah, he's not
* GoshGat2 gives loki a small roast chicken
* Tessie puts an end to the rumour
* loki nibbles the small roast chicken
<GoshGat2> .o0(Hungry for power)
<Tessie> hehe
* loki ponders exercising said power ;P
<GoshGat2> exercise bike?
<Laren> exercising is bad for your health
<GoshGat2> I agree

<Moridin> Wandering over to folk's place for dinner, then back in a few hours. {GoshGat2 = Avdotia}
<GoshGat2> Ah, the folks. Just any folks....?
<Moridin> No, I pick a different set of folks each week. Just walk into their house around dinner time, thank them for inviting me, and sit at the table and wait for food.
<Moridin> Works three quarters of the time.
<Moridin> The rest of the time I run really fast.
<GoshGat2> Yeah, I think that is the essence of getting free meals.
<Moridin> That or wandering from hotel to hotel in the city, trying to get into conference dinners.
<Moridin> I've actually wondered how long you could pull it off for before the hotel staff started getting suspicious.
<GoshGat2> I like to rely on the kindly country folk. And there lovely scrummy ehh sandwiches and ginger beer.
<GoshGat2> that's egg, not ehh....
<GoshGat2> I roam with my hungry pals and we descend on them and they rarely refuse us, I travel with large black men.
<Moridin> Ahhh. I was trying to work out what an ehh sandwich was.
<Moridin> Oh, you're a basketball player?
<GoshGat2> They are so kindly those kindly country folk, marvellous
* Moridin chuckles
<GoshGat2> No, not exactly, I mean if I had been very tall, and like basketball and had an inclination toward it then yes, I suppose
<Moridin> I guess there is that.
<GoshGat2> As it is I am more kindly disposed towards kickboxing...(Muay Thai)
* Moridin makes a mental note not to piss you off in person.
<GoshGat2> "ehh sandwich"....sandwich wracked by indecision....
<GoshGat2> I am not scary looking, I am quite little, but have a wise cracking mouth.
<GoshGat2> I wanted a sidekick but couldn't afford it
<Moridin> You can rent them these days. Fairly cheap. But quite bumbling.
<GoshGat2> Do you know what wisecracking side kicks cost!!!
<Moridin> You're better off without one.
<GoshGat2> You think, I lack a certain something
<Moridin> It's okay, noone will notice you're not wearing underwear.
<GoshGat2> You noticed!!!!
<GoshGat> lol\
<Moridin> You're in the den of sin, of course I noticed.
<GoshGat> LOL
<GoshGat2> I am wearing underwear....not on my bottom though
<GoshGat2> Ha!
<GoshGat2> Keep you guessing don't I?
<GoshGat2> Very high brow.
<Moridin> Oh, I thought that was a silk scarf. My mistake.
<GoshGat2> Well I wear nice underwear....
<GoshGat2> Don't I Neelix?
<GoshGat2> Ooops he's gone!
<Moridin> Gives you time to put your underwear back on.
<Moridin> Not that I minded, honest.
<GoshGat2> I thought the PVC was a bit much, but then I got here....Makes you sweat though.....

<GoshGat2> kaji here                                                                            {GoshGat = Obsi} {GoshGat2 = Kaji}
<GoshGat> hello Kaji <g>
<SpikyOne> Howdy :-)
* GoshGat2 looks over her shoulder :)
<SpikyOne> lol
<GoshGat> hehehe
* GoshGat pokes her tongue out at kaji
* GoshGat2 pokes back at Obsi and Xulon
<GoshGat> Xulon declines to respond
<GoshGat> <xulon> /me will only embarras himself if he types
* GoshGat2 thinks xulon likes his own produce too much ... lol
<GoshGat> Xulon... poor dear, seems to have sampled too much of the alcohol....
<GoshGat2> aww... we're pickin on the poor dear from both sides!
<GoshGat> he was just making sure it was ok to drink :)
<GoshGat2> this is making me thirsty again
<GoshGat> hehehehe
<GoshGat2> mmmm... alkyhol...
* GoshGat hears miniGosh talking about the handcuffs :)
<GoshGat2> rotflmao
* GoshGat2 will brb with another midori... mmmm
<GoshGat> seems we are the only ones talking kaji :)
<GoshGat2> true!
* GoshGat2 thwacks everyone else!
<GoshGat> Kaji: thank the Goddess I don't have to catch a train home with drunken you again :)
* GoshGat waits while kaji gets a drink...
<GoshGat> hello Xul                                                                   {GoshGat2 = Xulon}
<Moridin> E,aoe;d
<Moridin> er, Emailed even.
* GoshGat2 (xulon) seizes the chair but has to type very carefully
<GoshGat> Moridin: you type like me
<GoshGat> hehehehe
<GoshGat> Xulon... you recreating the mare thing?
<Moridin> Right hand missed the home keys, was one key right.
<GoshGat> why... what was that hand doing ;)
<Moridin> *wink*
<GoshGat> hehhee
<GoshGat2> not yet
* GoshGat hands Moridin a kleenex
* GoshGat2 hasn't tongue kissed anyone yet :)
<Moridin> Thankyou :)
<GoshGat> poor Goshgat2
<GoshGat2> [kaji] you wanna make something of it?                                   {GoshGat2 = Kaji}
* GoshGat leans backwards in the chair and tongue kisses either kaji or Xulon... whoever types that last line
<GoshGat2> eep[s
<Moridin> Have a few more drinks, goshgat2
* SpikyOne takes away everybodies car keys :-)
<GoshGat> 'hehheheee
<GoshGat2> kaji/ hides before obsi gets carried away
* GoshGat is sober..... can't say the same for the bozos on the other computer
<GoshGat> :)
<Moridin> They're taking a long while to try and work out how sober they are.
* GoshGat drinks more Midori to get drunk and kiss Spiky so he doesn't feel left out
<GoshGat> they are cackling...
<GoshGat> silly drunken peoples :)
* GoshGat2 is not planning to drive... for the moment
<Moridin> lol
<GoshGat> Glad to hear it!
* GoshGat2 thwapsd obsi
* GoshGat easily ducks the drunken thwap
<GoshGat> and laughs
<GoshGat2> hey!!!!!!!!
<GoshGat> :P

* GoshGat takes her midori and settles down at the puter {GoshGat = Kaji} {GoshGat2 = Obsi}
<GoshGat2> we have Xulon, Kaji, Neelix, Crust, Gosh, Obsidian, Misty (just left) and Avdotia
<GoshGat> :)
<Fletch> So, who's there at goshgat, and of them, who are clothed?
<GoshGat2> heheh heya Kjai
<GoshGat2> Kaji even
* quokka waves to kaji
<GoshGat2> All are clothed
<GoshGat> hiya quokka hiya lego
<Fletch> thats a shame
<GoshGat2> though.... the rate some have been drinking... it may not last long
<Fletch> keep me updated
<GoshGat2> Will do
<GoshGat2> :)
* GoshGat wonders to whom obsi may be referring
<GoshGat2> Gee Kaji.... I wonder
<GoshGat2> :)
* Fletch pictures Avdotia sans clothes
* GoshGat is totally innoskent :)
* GoshGat2 can call Avdotia in if you like
<GoshGat> Av's watching buffy!
<Fletch> will she be naked? Do u have a cam?
<GoshGat2> cameras yes... naked no
* GoshGat thwaps lego on general principles
<GoshGat2> :)
<Fletch> darn, get some nudity going, then we'll talk
*** GoshGat2 is now known as GGObsi
*** GoshGat is now known as GoshKaji
*** GGObsi is now known as GG-Obsi
* GoshKaji changes again to please obsi
<Fletch> well, as fun as this is, I am taking my leave
<GG-Obsi> :)
*** GoshKaji is now known as GG-Kaji
<GG-Obsi> See ya Lego
<GG-Kaji> goingalready???
<GG-Kaji> bye then
<Fletch> yes, well, I have a life....
<GG-Obsi> And we don't?
<Fletch> Well, you're spending a saturday eve watching Buffy, taking turns on IRC. Who wants to do the maths?
* GG-Kaji grins
<GG-Obsi> and drinking... don't forget the drinking
<GG-Obsi> :)
<Fletch> I stand corrected

*** Fletch ([email protected]) Quit (Quiet! You'll miss the humourous conclusion!)
* Christian locks the door behind Fletch
* GG-Kaji barricades it
<GG-Obsi> "and stay out!"
<Christian> teamwork!

* GG-Kaji had better watch her typing on this keyboard... it's a bit different ot hers
<GG-Kaji> at least htat's my exuse!
* GG-Kaji grins
* GG-xulon doesn't bother making an excuse... he is drunk
<GG-Kaji> i bet they see you coming and rub their hands together gleefully
<GG-Kaji> xulon - you type better than me!
<GG-xulon> quokka: lol
* GG-Kaji is going to go scrawl some stuff in her diary...
* GG-xulon types most crappily... but he does go back and correct :)
<GG-Kaji> lessee how good peoples are at decdiphering it
<GG-Kaji> oops...
* GG-Kaji never corrects...that's the first rule :)

* loki would be hungry, except he isn't
* Demos boots oki
<loki> ow
* Demos missed the goal
<Demos> <frowns>
* loki flaps his arms
<Laren> clear the runway!
<Demos> okiconcorde crashing?
<loki> I am not a concorde
<loki> and you can quote me on that
* Christian doesn't want to know where loki's black box is
<Demos> o 0 (Only because he's a chicken)

* GG-empty has got tired of buffy for the moment
<loki> aha.. the gg-empty is no longer empty?
<GG-Kaji> ok... i'll use this puter instead
<GG-Kaji> kaji is here
<GG-Kaji> lol
*** GG-Kaji is now known as GG
<GG> bac kto the other one
<Demos> goshling?
*** GG-empty is now known as GG-Kaji
<GG-Kaji> i like this keyboard better!
* loki looks confuzzled..
<loki> pesky kaji.. she keeps teleporting
<loki> "Kaji.. beam me up!"
<GG-Kaji> aww
* GG-Kaji flits from puter to puter :)
<GG-Kaji> i just want to confuzzle you all
<GG-Kaji> :)
<loki> now I can ride 2 kajis at once!
<GG-Kaji> no you cna't
<loki> can too
<GG-Kaji> you'll have to catch me first!
* loki lassoes kaji
<loki> gotcha!
* GG-Kaji takes off and perche on the rafters
* loki hops on kaji back
<GG-Kaji> [they're very big ones]
<GG-Kaji> no you don't
* GG-Kaji squashes the eviloki against the ceiling

{For the viewers at home... Kaji chatted on computer 1 "GG-empty" then moved to # 2 "GG-Kaji" then back to # 1 again...}

* GG-Kaji flies down and scoops up Christian in her claws
<Christian> GG-Kaji: can you drop me off here?
<GG-Kaji> sure
* GG-Kaji lets go
<GG-Kaji> snirg

*** Gwynneth ([email protected]) has joined #atbuffy
*** Wotcha sets mode: +o Gwynneth
<Demos> gwynn!
<loki> aargh! I mean.. hey gwynngwynn :)
<Christian> greetnigs Gwynneth
<Gwynneth> :)
* loki notes how emos came to life when gwynn arrived ;)
* Demos sits on skirtlessgwynn
] * Gwynneth coughs weakly
<Tessie> hey gwynn...:)
* Gwynneth puts on a skirt in the presence of company
<Demos> oki: hush :)
<loki> hehehe
<MissH> nice to see that some ppl have some sense of DECENCY :P
<Christian> Gwynneth: you don't have to do that :))
*** loki changes topic to 'Is your emos tired and lifeless? Just add a Gwynn...'

<GG-Kaji> neelix waves to gwynneth
<GG-Kaji> hiya!
<GG-Kaji> we're having drinkies for you gwynneth
* Gwynneth waves at Neelix and the gang
* GG-xulon also drinks for Gwynneth
<GG-Kaji> we wave back
<loki> er.. kaji.. that's a potplant.. gwynn's over there
* loki points
* Demos demands people drink for him also!
* loki demands people give drink for him!
* GG-Kaji will be happy to oblige :)
* GG-xulon is drinking rather a lot of cocktails :)
* GG-xulon is also drinking for loki and evyone else\

* Tessie sits on herself and watches everyone marvel
* loki pushes nat off herself
* loki then sits on nat
* Tessie cries
* loki pats nat in a reassuring manner
* Tessie looks consoled
* Demos gives nat a choccy !
* loki pokes emos
* Demos then gives one to laren
* Tessie stores it away
* loki pokes the suspichily idle quokkkkkka
<Tessie> no food at the mooooment
<Laren> *chomp*
<quokka> Ouch!

* Gwynneth prompts oki to accept file!!
<Gwynneth> please :)
<loki> oops
<Demos> gwynn: Are you sending oki pr0n?
* loki looks slightly guilty
<Gwynneth> of course emos :)
<Demos> hehe
<Demos> as long as it's high-quality caitpron!
<Christian> yay for pr0n
<loki> emos: it's okay, she's not nude or anything. very clean and above board
<loki> well.. apart from the whipped cream
* Gwynneth raises her eyebrow
* Demos orders extra cream for whipping
* Tessie pukes at the mention of cream
<Demos> cream fabulous
* Gwynneth also pukes
<Gwynneth> hehe funny word that, 'puke'
<Gwynneth> hmm
* Tessie pukes again to see
<Gwynneth> yes i am insane
<loki> mmm... cream
<Christian> ooo look carrots
<Tessie> C: :P
* Demos fights oki for ther cream bottle
* loki lets emos have it
* Tessie closes her eyes till the cream word disappears
<Gwynneth> ooooh..........carrots? ickickickickick
* Demos finds a spoon and eats the cream
<Gwynneth> ugh
* Gwynneth suddenly feels a little woozy...
*** Demos changes topic to 'Laren vs Quokka in a vat of cream'
* Tessie feels even sicker
<Laren> *blink*
<Gwynneth> how about a vat of chocolate?
<Gwynneth> hmmm chocolate
* Demos hides behind nat
* Tessie pukes over her shoulder
* Christian takes the sick Gwynneth to bed
<Gwynneth> hey, nobody takes me to bed except David Boreanaz. heh
<Tessie> What about Doyle?
<loki> gwynn: you lie.. he told me all he does is tuck you in!
* quokka blinks
<Gwynneth> tuck? no, no I meant.... erm... never mind :)
* loki looks suspichily at gwynngwynn
* loki hrrmms, tori-style
* Demos thwaps oki for ent-imitation
* loki practises ((((((( HOOM )))))))ing too
* Demos beats oki with nat
<loki> ow
<loki> ooh that's good, do it again
* Tessie snuffles
<loki> er.. I mean.. stop that!
<Tessie> :P

*** GG-gone is now known as GG-Obsi
<GG-Obsi> heya
<loki> it's an obsidiaaaaaaaa
* loki sits on obsidia
<GG-Obsi> hheheehehe
<GG-Obsi> oooof...
* GG-Obsi gets squished by loki

<GG-Kaji> warning - drink Xulon's cocktails at your peril
<GG-Kaji> :)
<GG-Obsi> <Neelix> *LOL*
* GG-Kaji thwacks neelix
<GG-Obsi> he tried to put his jacke on upside down
<GG-Kaji> ask xulon how he enjoyed the last few eps of buffy...
<GG-Kaji> :)
<GG-Obsi> hehehe that's mean
<GG-Kaji> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<GG-Obsi> LMAO
* GG-Kaji grins
<GG-Obsi> poor lad had TOOOOOOOOOO much to drink
* GG-Kaji diluted them half and half with lemonade and they're STILL stron enough to knock me down!
<GG-Obsi> I know!
* GG-Obsi laughs as kaji tries to pour a drink with the cap still on
* GG-Obsi of course is sober :)
* GG-Kaji holds obsi and pours the rest of the cocktail down her gullet
<GG-Obsi> OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
* loki watches obsi gurgle
<GG-Kaji> don't laugh at me!
* GG-Obsi starts to belly dance around the room
<GG-Kaji> yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<GG-Obsi> hehehe
* GG-Kaji has sore muscles from laughing so much
<GG-Obsi> Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* GG-Obsi runs around GoshGat removing her clothes
* GG-Kaji gets ou t her camera
<GG-Kaji> now THIS has to go up....
<GG-Kaji> snirg
* GG-Obsi notices the lense break
<GG-Kaji> no it doens't!
<GG-Obsi> aye, yes it does

<Laren> hey loki, want to play tetrinet?
* GG-Kaji doens't
<GG-Kaji> not unless you make the block EXTRA BIG for me
<GG-Obsi> having trouble seeing the screen are you?
<loki> kaji :P
* GG-Kaji giggles
<GG-Kaji> no... but someone keeps rearanging the ke6s o9n fme

*** GG-Xulon is now known as GG-Kaji
<GG-Kaji> it's a laugh
<GG-Kaji> slap a scpice girl and wathcht hem scream
<GG-Kaji> anyoine here?????"
* GG-Neelix is here
* GG-Kaji thwaps eveyrone on the friendlyiest way
*** GG-Neelix is now known as GG-xulon
<GG-Kaji> hmmm... i think that's not neelix!
<GG-Kaji> aha
<GG-Kaji> wonder if anyhone else is online...
* GG-Kaji waves chocie under hteir noses to persuade them
<GG-Kaji> call in the translaters
<GG-Kaji> or maybe hte exorcists
<GG-Kaji> let's get rid of these typo demons... thye're obviously hauntin the keyboards at Gosh's place

* GG-Obsi pokes Xulon to make sure he doesn't fall asleep in the important bits
* GG-Kaji <Xulon> is sober... that means he probably can't think of anything to type any more :)
<GG-Obsi> ;)
* Misty saw what xulon was drinking earlier and seriously doubts any claims of sobriety
* GG-Kaji TASTED what xulon was drinking earlier... she KNOWS!!!!!

* GG-Kaji takes NO RESPOHNSIBILITYH for the whereabouts of the keys... i'm laughing tooh ard
* GG-Obsi thinks neither Kaji or Xulon are capable of typing

* gg-xulon bounces in a rather uncoordinated manner
<GG-Obsi> lol
* gg-xulon falls over
* Avdotia shakes her head....
* GG-Obsi laughs at xulon on the ground
* GG-Obsi then helps him back on his feet
* Misty is glad she went home and is not wittness to this
<GG-Obsi> lol
* Avdotia is with Misty...
* gg-xulon huggles Obsi... even if it's only to prevent him from falling over again :)

{It isn't a particularly funny quote .... but it isn't every day that your socks get mentioned in a chat room........} * GG-Obsi pokes Avdotia with her trendy socks
<Avdotia> Ooooh, the socks the socks....mmmmm
<Avdotia> Like a little treat....
<Misty> Obsi's sock are fab
<GG-Obsi> :)
<Avdotia> Wiggle them toes!
* GG-Obsi *wiggle*
<Misty> Obsi's socks have 256 colours !

<GG-Kaji> !nixk
<GG-Kaji> oops
<GG-Kaji> !nick
<Riff> Kaji: huh? :)
* GG-Kaji shakes her head
<GG-Kaji> i meant ot say
<GG-Kaji> !stats
<Wotcha> My stats page is at http://smokey.aic.net.au/~loki/atbuffy/
<Wotcha> Demos's stats page is at http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~zzsgoodw/atbuffy/frame.htm
* GG-Kaji blinks and goes tosleep

<SpikyOne> Nite All
<GG-Kaji> nit espky
* GG-Kaji gigles
* GG-Kaji needs a translator bad
* jaggath turns into a translator
* GG-Kaji smiles
* GG-Kaji may develp qwertiuitis soon
<GG-Kaji> :)
*** Demos ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout for Demos[wdcax7-196.dialup.optusnet.com.au])
<GG-Kaji> come back deomos!

<Vassegno> is everyone busy getting drunk or something?
<Vassegno> am I the only live person in #atbuffy?
<GG-Neelix> yes
<GG-Neelix> <obsi> hi vass
<GG-Neelix> <Kaji> heya vasds
* GG-xulon does a reasonable impression of a corpse
<crust> gg1 and gg2 are goshbots
<GG-Neelix> lol crust
<GG-Neelix> !kill crust
<crust> evils goshbots
<Vassegno> neelix is drunk! neelix is drunk!
<Vassegno> he can't type!
<GG-Neelix> Vass: geee took you long enough to figure that out :-)
<Vassegno> what? that you're drunk or that you can't type? :)

<Vassegno> so how many people are unconscious so far?
<GG-Obsi> none... Xulon woke up ;)

* GG-Kaji gets a hockeyt puck and thwacks xav
* xav falls over with a puck shaped dent in his forehead

<GG-Kaji> ooh... obsi's gfalling asleep on the couch {I wasn't sleeping.. I was "resting", and it *was* 1am...}
<GG-Kaji> she didnt' eve ndrink much
<jaggath> LOL :)
<GG-Kaji> lol
<xav> hehe
* GG-Kaji gives obsi a blanky
<GG-Kaji> :)
* GG-Neelix apologises if he's quiet... am rather dizzy atm :-)
<GG-Kaji> xulon's reading over my shoulder
* Demos waves at dave
<Christian> kaji: your antics have tired to poor girl out :))
<GG-Neelix> yet still somehow capable of correcting most of his typos.. :-)
* Vassegno gives obsi a goodnight pat on the head
* GG-Kaji bolinks at christian
* GG-Kaji is inniskent
<GG-Kaji> how many times do i ned to tell y0ou?
* GG-Kaji needs a typoist...
<jaggath> no a typtist maybe

* GG-Kaji jups up ajd d0wno n wotcha
<GG-Neelix> oops
* GG-Neelix just banged his head on the monitor

* GG-Kaji blinks and watche the wqorld go round'
<Vassegno> kaji: that's not the world going round that's you swinging in the swingeable office chair thing :)
<GG-Kaji> oh?
<GG-Kaji> i wondered why it was just je
<GG-Kaji> me
* GG-Kaji thoght that someone was swingi ng the ceileing
* Demos isn't lurking on the ceiling atmo
<Vassegno> all right. who's swinging the celery?
<Demos> ;)
<GG-Kaji> celergy - ergh
* GG-Kaji blanches
<GG-Kaji> get hte saucepanready!
<not_xav> celery is nummy :)
<Vassegno> Blanched kaji... is that like blanched almonds? :)

*** GG-Kaji is now known as GG
<GG> nite all
* not_xav demands frequent updates from the desk at goshgat!
<Christian> not_xav: at the moment it's ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZ
<not_xav> Xian: thats fine.....just so long as they keep updating!
* not_xav likes seeing the Z's change
<Christian> or maybe they are having group sex
<GG> you would :P
<GG> Norty Christian
<Pyrite> lol
<GG> Neelix is sleeping
<GG> :)
* not_xav pretends that didn't inspire him to have evil thoughts
<Christian> GG: i wouldn't have group sex.. i resent you making such a calim
<GG> sure sure...
<GG> :)
<Jaspar---> i'd have group sex
<GG> hehehehehehee
<Jaspar---> are people volunteering?
<Jaspar---> a warning tho... i bring kitchen implements
<Christian> so who is GG? still kaji?
<GG> Eek... you should speek to Morridin.. he has nahdcuffs
<GG> handcuffs
<GG> <--Obsidian
<Pyrite> nadcuffs?
<Pyrite> :)
<Pyrite> eww
<GG> lol
<Christian> nahcuffs? is that like cuff you go to put on someone and then think.. nah!
<GG> hehehe
* GG was nearly asleep on the couch before <g>
<Christian> GG: so kaji reported
*** GG is now known as GG-Obsi
<GG-Obsi> hehe did she....
<Christian> so are some people staying the night there?
* GG-Obsi must look back at the log later
<GG-Obsi> neelix, kaji, Xulon and i are
<Christian> an gosh of course
<Blackdog> 2 girls 2 boys good start
<GG-Obsi> hehehehe

<GG-gosh> and now everyone is blaming me for making them all depreaved!
<GG-gosh> -a
<GG-gosh> -a -e
<GG-Obsi> hehehe
<GG-gosh> fuck it, i cant even spell depaved
<Demos> goshgone
<Demos> ;)
<GG-Obsi> we are paving stones
<GG-gosh> depraved
* GG-Obsi chuckles at Godh
<GG-Obsi> err.. Gosh
<GG-Obsi> :)
<Blackdog> GG-gosh: you need the 'Alcohlic Speelchecker'
<GG-Obsi> hehehe
<GG-gosh> lol
<GG-gosh> the achofrolic speelchecker?
<Pyrite> GodH?
<Pyrite> the updated version of MissH?

<GG-Obsi> Neelix is back
<Pyrite> hey neelix
<GG-gosh> poor neelix
<GG-Obsi> hehehe
<GG-Obsi> anyone got any tranquilisers?
* Demos ponders some vodka to aid sleep
<GG-Obsi> heheh no... that's part of his problem ;)
<GG-gosh> demos - he is already full of stoli!
<GG-Obsi> Anyway.. we drank it all <Xulon>
* GG-Obsi (xulon) thinks he has a lot to answer for for the purple stuff
<Demos> the purple stuff?
<GG-Obsi> Neelix just left, hitting most of the walls on the way
<Demos> little misty?
<GG-gosh> i did need to get the house painted anyway
<GG-Obsi> purple stuff = Vodka, Red cordial and Blue cirocao (sp?) and lemonaid
<Demos> oh
* Demos confused with the purple one
<GG-Obsi> no.. he isn't drinking Mini_Misty
<Demos> (:
<GG-Obsi> hehehehe
<GG-gosh> yes, we bled Misty's daughter and drank her blood
<GG-Obsi> hehehehehehhehehehehe
<Demos> lol
* GG-Obsi collects that for her pics page ;)
<GG-gosh> [goshgat pisses itself as whole as neelix tries to go to bed for the THIRD time
<GG-Obsi> LOL
* GG-Obsi didn't piss herself...
<GG-Obsi> that's Kaji..
<GG-Obsi> ;)
<GG-gosh> i was speaking metaphorically
<GG-gosh> lol
<GG-Obsi> I know :)
<Blackdog> GG-gosh: so next do you gonna drink mini-gosh
* GG-Obsi morphs into a ball and rolls away
* GG-gosh thwaps obsi under kaji's orders
*** not_xav changes topic to 'metaphoric pissing'
<GG-Obsi> LOL
<Demos> the mystical sevenball!
<GG-Obsi> we'll wait till Neelix is alseep and drink his blood... to get back some of the alcohol..
* Demos shaketh the obsiball
<GG-gosh> lmao
<GG-Obsi> "Bllleeerrghhhhhhhhh...I'm goonnnnaaaaa beeee siiiickkkkkkkkk...."
<Demos> Oh mighty obsiball tell my my future
<GG-Obsi> the Obsiball vomits on Demos
<Demos> doh!
<GG-Obsi> "the future looks grim"
* Demos is lucky he's teflon coated

<gelphi> If you look at the stats page all the useage of atbuffy is between 12 and 3am
<GG-Obsi> coz the stats reset themselves at midnight today
<Vassegno> that's cos it's a new logging cycle...
<gelphi> ohhhh
<Vassegno> it gets reset every five days
<GG-Obsi> that would be the more technical description Vass...
<Vassegno> well excuse me for not being drunk!

<GG-gosh> well, the last remnants of gosh gat have snuggled themselves up in much contortionist postitions in the lounge room
<Riff> :)
* GG-gosh has put the perishible itmes in the fridge
<GG-gosh> and Rage has resorted to Michael Jackson videos
<GG-gosh> must be bed time
<Riff> hehe
<GG-gosh> night beaver :)
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Aug 20 04:00:00 2000

Sunday

* GG-xulon waves
*** jaggath Quit (Ping timeout for jaggath[1Cust51.tnt9.west-palm-beach.fl.da.uu.net])
<GG-xulon> ack.... :(
* GG-xulon promises not to wave again

* GG-xulon is wearing handcuffs at the moment
<GG-xulon> yet I still am able to type....

<jaggath> did she tell ya about me ?
<EBE> I know of you :)
<jaggath> what do ya know ?
<EBE> You're the one who's been making her happy, right? :)
<jaggath> yeah we annouced our engagement her last weekend
<EBE> And a big congrats to you both.
<jaggath> Thanks she is very very special to me :)
<EBE> I gathered that from the engagement thing :)
<jaggath> LOL :)
* EBE licks jaggath, as is traditional.

<GG-Kaji> ah... neelix is attacking lil gosh!
<GG-Kaji> they're BOTH ticklish!
<GG-Kaji> now lil gosh is attacking neelix
* GG-Kaji will have to be the referee
<jaggath> LOL :)
<GG-Kaji> which one do we handicap?
<GG-Kaji> the lil one or the big one?
<Christian> The lil one... she's got too many advantages
<GG-Kaji> true
<Mare> GET HIM LITTLE GOSH!!!!
* Mare cheers on little gosh
<GG-Kaji> she's gone!
<jaggath> LOL :)
<GG-Kaji> nope... she's back again!
<GG-Kaji> lil gosh knows when she's got a captive audience

<GG-Obsi> heya Neelix
<GG-Neelix> hey Obsi
<GG-Neelix> fancy meeting you here ;-)
<GG-Obsi> Yeah.... strange..... so... what have you been up to?
<GG-Neelix> reading what you type over your shoulder as you type it ;-)
<GG-Obsi> :P
<GG-Obsi> no you can't....
<GG-Neelix> LOL
* GG-Obsi watches neelix's nose grow
<GG-Obsi> then chops it off and feeds it to Wotcha
<GG-Neelix> I could before gosh moved in the way :-)
<GG-Obsi> "I know you are a pain but I can't see through you"

* GG-Obsi pokes Neelix
* GG-Neelix opkes obsi back
* GG-Obsi laughs at Xulon
<GG-Neelix> pokes too
* GG-Obsi watches as Gosh pokes everyone with a ruler

* loki pounces on melz and huggles her
* loki quietly checks for valuables
* MissMelz hugs loki
* MissMelz spanks loki... leave my valuables alone
* Avdotia takes Loki's wallet whilst he is otherwise occupied
<loki> hey! gimme that back..
<Avdotia> You don't need all these condoms
* loki takes his wallet back
<loki> avdotia: and you do? is there something about your anatomy you haven't told us? :P
<Avdotia> Incidentally, I didn't know that they gave lifetime membership to Bar 20....
<Avdotia> I can find all sorts of interesting things to do with condoms

<Demos> bah
<NatGatCat> humbug!
<Demos> lovebug
<PokeyBun> junebug
<Demos> shutterbug
<PokeyBun> Litterbug
<NatGatCat> jitterbug
<Demos> ladybug
<NatGatCat> Microsoftbug
<MissMelz> nat wins :)

*** Fletch changes topic to 'Why must my love be mocked?'
*** Demos changes topic to 'Because We're easily amused'
*** NatGatCat changes topic to 'Because We're easily aroused'
*** Demos changes topic to 'Because We're easy'
*** NatGatCat changes topic to 'D: Because We're easy '
*** Fletch changes topic to 'You're all a bunch of hussies'
*** NatGatCat changes topic to 'Shut up and kiss Loki'
*** Blackdog changes topic to 'So easy that we'll even sleep with ourselves'
*** Fletch changes topic to 'mmmmmmmmmmmmm, sexy loki'
*** Tessie changes topic to 'You're all evil'
*** NatGatCat changes topic to 'You're all evil (which is why we love loki)'
*** loki changes topic to 'You're all evil (which is why we love ajf)'
*** Demos changes topic to 'You're all evil (which is why we love ajf ... physically)
*** NatGatCat changes topic to 'You're all evil (which is why we love ajf ... physically (and with carrots))'

<Fletch> !seen tessie's bust?
<Wotcha> Why are you bothering me with questions about tessie's bust?, Fletch?
<Tessie> hehe
<Fletch> thats funny
<Fletch> how did that happen? Did someone expect me to do that?
<Fletch> !seen loki's johnson?
<Wotcha> Why are you bothering me with questions about loki's johnson?, Fletch?
<Fletch> wow, didn't know wotcha could do that

* Demos sits on mel
<Demos> heheh
<melinka> oh god
<melinka> please don't fart on me
<melinka> please
<loki> aha, new stack
<melinka> please
<melinka> please
<melinka> please
* loki sits on emos on melinka
<melinka> :P
<Riff> stacks on!
* Demos farts up at oki instead
<melinka> oof!
<loki> hey
* loki kicks emos
* Demos wobbles and oki goes flying
* melinka would breathe a sigh of relief except that she's squashed
<NatGatCat> Oh look. It's the Human tetris game
* PokeyBun gently helps Melinka off the floor
* Wotcha clears all blocks
<melinka> breathing is becoming an optional extra :P
<Riff> now there's an idea....
<PokeyBun> NatGatCat: oooh, where does *this* bit fit?
* melinka thanks PokeyBun :)
* Christian bends into a zig-zag shape
* Riff . o O ( Christian is bent? :) )
<loki> beav: and how long has it taken you to reali- oh, nevermind
<loki> hehe
<Christian> Riff: nah... i'm just restin
<NatGatCat> PB: Don't ask me, I seem to be shaped like a strange T shape
* PokeyBun rotates NatGatCat a bit

<loki> aww.. sweet 16
<melinka> at least i'd be legal then :P
<Fletch> mmmmmmmmmmm, legal mel
* NatGatCat ponders an illegal bootleg mel

<Tessie> I would have gone to GG if it wasn't so far away from me
<Tessie> or I had a car and could drive..hehe
<Tessie> and I wasn't sick
<Tessie> hehe
<Fletch> I'd have driven you
<Fletch> of course, on the way home, we would have to stop
<Fletch> and park
<Tessie> That would make me feel safe and secure :P

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