<Gelphi> here's some news I had my ports probed by a malayasian today
<Riff> Gel: was it good for you too? (:
<Riff> *snicker*
<Gelphi> well I was a bit surprised

<Gelphi> yeah.....you know what they have in DK....and NL
<schon> dykes?
<Gelphi> yep...they stop the flood by putting thier fingers in things

<Tessie> I'm never stripping ever again
<Tessie> hehe
<Gelphi> again?

<gelphi> everything for sale in chinatown
<Obsidian> :)
* Mare grins...guess where I'm going tomorrow....
<EBE> I was going to sleep somewhere in there...
<Obsidian> in Chinatown?
<gelphi> very dificult to sleep in chinatown
<EBE> Not quite.
<EBE> I was hoping for my bed.
<Obsidian> :)
<gelphi> do you live there ebe?
<EBE> gel: In my bed? sometimes.
<Obsidian> no, he lives 3rd tree from the left
<gelphi> before or after the creek?

<Gelphi> They are very slow, and are full of weird stuff, illogical referents and episytemological mistakes

<Gelphi> sporting injury cait.?
<Caitlin> Gelphi: Yeah, too much cricket, and sleeping on it wrongly
<Gelphi> should'nt sleep on criket
<mad_max> i see i am not the only one to use bad lines here!
* Gelphi is learning from master

* Gelphi got a cockroach in food once.........
<Gelphi> it was funny......
<I_know_him_too> gelphi:did they charge you extra?
<Neo> funny? why, wasn't it what you ordered?
<Gelphi> manager came out and sai "I've talked to him before about this"

<Gelphi> yeah well I gotta get up in morning and inseminate cows

* Gelphi has incredible admiration for nurses
<Rach> Gelphi: yes... did you watch the nurses documentary on ABC?
 <Gelphi> no...but I have been in hospital for a bit
 <Gelphi> broken hip..MVA
<Rach> ouch
<Rach> Gelphi: all better now?
<Gelphi> yeah...couple of self tapping screws fixed it right up

<Gelphi> too much yeast...makes me fart              {...............Charming}

* Gelphi ponders the diet of the average chicken

<Gelphi> any loss of virginity is worth celebrating

"how were the boobs?"