<Demos> pika: No. I think not. But thankyou for your offer ;)

* Demos brings babies for xav to eat

* Demos is having pop withdrawals

* Demos has a mental image of gosh making mini-gosh dance to the monkey churner music box thing

* Demos scuttles away laughing evilly

* Demos wishes his fish would dance

* Demos puts his cold hands down evilnat's back
* Tessie screams
<Demos> hehe
* Demos grins evilly and looks for more victims

* Demos eats oki while he's absent
<Demos> tastes like roast chicken!

* ToriDemos kicks oki around then sets fire to him
* ToriDemos warms his hands then roasts some marchmallows
<ToriDemos> obsi: Want some?
<ObsiChu> but it is July
<loki> ahem

* ToriDemos adds another oki to the fire
* loki slaps emos with a stick
<ToriDemos> ack!
* ToriDemos grabs the stick
<PikaDian> You'll poke someones eye out with that:)
* ToriDemos pokes out rev's eye
<ToriDemos> oops

<ToriDemos> pika: Be nice or we'll kick your head in

<Demos> o 0 (sometimes i watch them do a spell and then i go and do a spell myself ...)

<Demos> okiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokiokioki

* Dsthenes decides not to give vodaphone any business -- Oh yeah! :P

<Demos> ebe: lol. Let's stop this before i'm forced to shoot myself ;)

<Demos> ack! lagmonster!

* Demos goes to save the world from the hideous evil of choccy chip cookies!
* Demos returns with choccy cream bikkies in tow
<Demos> someone had already eliminated the choccy chip cookie threat

<Wotcha> [Demos] I am Mr Billowy Coat, King of Pain!

<Mare> o/~ why does it always rain on me...
* Demos looks for a rain god in mare's vicinity

* Demos suspects sir alec is reunited with the Force now ....

* loki attacks emos with a spoon
<Demos> there is no spoon

* Dsthenes uses a long pole to push away all M$ mail programs

<Dsthenes> o/ Sit on my milk containers and tell me that you love me o/

* Christian wonders what the day will bring
* Dsthenes sees that it's brought him tea :)

<Dsthenes> misty: I get script kiddies probing my ports most nights

* Dsthenes shows everyone xav's bum
<Dsthenes> o 0 (And here's a xavbum i prepared earlier)

* melinka watches Netscape crash. Again.
<Demos> shush melinka
<melinka> piece of poo
<Demos> :)
<melinka> ;)
<Demos> well .. netscape is a piece of poo

<Demosthenes> hi larenthingy

* DoriTemos slinks onto the sofa and slithers under the dodecadoona

* Demosthenes had pronounced Fleeced abducted by Xeno

* Demosworks loans rev some words in case he runs out

<Demosthenes> gelphi: I am Lord of the !s

* Demosthenes tickles the larenthingy with an extendible tori

<Demosthenes> I think I'd rather be rogered by an elephant :P            {*splutter*..........Umm..ok....I am sure that can be arranged...}

<Demosthenes> misty: I suck better .... believe me

<Demosthenes> o/ will you staple gun my genitals too the wall. I wouldn't normally beg but i've been a trifle tense. We could both have a ball. If you'll staple gun my genitals to the wall o

<Demosworks> tara: Can i have a blow up sheep too ... please huh huh?

* Moridin yawns and stretches
* Demosthenes places moridin on the rack as a stretching aid

* DemBored tortures moridin for fun

<Demosthenes> !seen loki
<Wotcha> loki was last on IRC channel #atbuffy 4 days, 15 hours, 49 minutes ago.
<Demosthenes> where is that sneaky bugger :P
<Obsidian> 4 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Obsidian> he's dead!
<Christian> he's with Tess
<Obsidian> *sniff*
<Demosthenes> !seen tessie
<Wotcha> tessie was last on IRC channel #atbuffy 16 hours, 39 minutes ago.
<Demosthenes> xian: doubt it ...
<Christian> Demosthenes: well the nick last night was Tessloki
<Demosthenes> ah
<Demosthenes> well ... could be then
<Christian> i think so!
<Demosthenes> maybe tessies turn into okis after a while

* Demosthenes sits on obsi and tosses small replica roast okis at everyone

* Dsthenes suspects the secret of eternal youth is gerbils

<mad_max> On August 29th 1997 it's going to feel pretty fucking real to
<mad_max> you, too!   Anybody not wearing number two million sunblock is gonna
<mad_max> have a real bad day, get it?!
 * Dsthenes grumbles about them picking august 29
<schon> demos:your b'day?
 * Dsthenes can neither confirm nor deny those reports
<Fleeced> Happy Birthday Demos
<schon> demos:If it is your birthday,then I guess that would be fairly apocalyptic :)
<Fleeced> Maybe Demos is the antichrist?
<schon> would explain a lot
* Dsthenes is happy to be the antichrist
<Dsthenes> sounds like a fun gig
<Dsthenes> worship me and be damned!
<Dsthenes> (:

* Obsidian is lurking
 * Dsthenes pulls obsi out of lurkdom

<Demfood> who ate tessie?
<Demfood> !seen tessie
<Wotcha> tessie was last on IRC channel #atbuffy 11 minutes ago.

<Misty> Demos: can we share drugs through the modem ?
* Demosthenes dcc some codeine to mistio

* amarillion leers(tm) cutely at emos, then fwaps him.
* Demosthenes promptly collapses on ori
* amarillion grumbles in a muffled kinda way from under a heavy emos
* Demosthenes not heavy :P
* amarillion thinks a sillyemos is heavy enough. :>
* Demosthenes rolls off ori and goes to sleep
* amarillion fwaps a emos again. then ties him up and tickletortures him
* Demosthenes nibbles the torifingers

<Demosthenes> I see a nude girl and i want to paint her black?

* Demosthenes blows on Xav modem
<Demosthenes> errrmmm ... no comment

<Demosthenes> o 0 (pantysniffers)

* Demosthenes prods the channel with a dead smelly fish

* Demwrites prods ori with a choccy !

* Dsthenes waves a choccy ! before obsidia
<Obsidian> Wooohooo
<Obsidian> CHOKKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Dsthenes hands it over to the obviously still breathing obsithingy

<Dsthenes> <sigh> okipop! okipop! Wherefore art thou okipop?

* Demosthenes bombs newcastle uni for xaverlex

<LordRiffington> D: oki left a /
* Demosthenes will have to complain to the pop ombudsman (nat) again

<Demosthenes> Rev's never around when you want something to kick

* loki is hungry
<Demosthenes> lokis are always hungry
* Demosthenes thinks it's a chicken thing

* Demosthenes went away to eat a horse or two

<Demosthenes> o/ skippy, the power-crazed machine-gun wielding kangaroo o/

<Demosthenes> I finally finished Baldur's Gate 2
{1 minute's silence was observed}
<Demosthenes> ok ... don't be interested then :P

* Demosthenes is IMMortal, born in the highlands of Marboro ... errmmm ... nevermind.

* Demosthenes declares tessie dead and calls dibs on her books

<Demosthenes> two-for-one endorcouches
<endor> i am not a couch...i keep tell you...you never listen!
 * Demosthenes blocks his ears

* Obsidian sneezes
<Wotcha> bless you, Obsidian!
* Demosthenes dodges projectile snot

* Dsthenes ggiles and collapses in a janelap
* VJane jumps, dumping Dsthenes to the ground
<Dsthenes> Nooooooo! I've been dumped!

* Demlurks commits genocide on more mozzies
* Demlurks counts about 40 mozzie corpses around him
<xav> you didn't tack one on to the wall as a warning to others?
<Demlurks> I think they're on a suicide mission

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "sticking monkey up your butt does not make you a comedian"

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "o 0 (show us that ice pick trick again, dad!)"

<endor> why wasnt i notified?
<Demosthenes> endor: You're too busy being my couch

*** Neelix ([email protected]) has joined #atbuffy
<Wotcha> [Neelix] Good day Voyager, and welcome to 'A Briefing with Neelix'
<Demosthenes> i see wotcha hasn't lost his neelixpants fetish

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "gosh: they feel that fucking large?"

* Demosthenes grabs a hampster and starts thumping beaver

<Demosthenes> <=== mind like a fucking seive

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "jase: but ... i have the filo pastry right here"