* Ferrari will be away for a while, going on a mass killing spree.... I should be away for 25 to life :/

* Caitlin is sad...I want special powers!

* Caitlin just sneezed, forcing her throat lozenge to fire from the back of her mouth into her teeth :(

* SickGrrly is a sick Caitlin with the amazing never ending snot stream :(

<gosh> cait - how *does* all that snot fit in a human head? Are skulls like tardis'?
<SickGrrly> gosh: I think someone has turned on a switch in my sinuses as I slept so now its manufactured at maximum

* SickGrrly sit quietly in her congealing pool of snot

* Caitlin beats Lego over the head with a randomly selected loki
<endor> yeah - cause there are so many laying about
* Caitlin . o O ( loki's are just lay abouts. Only good for smashing things! )

<Caitlin> "We dont have an oki to bash, so here's one we bashed earlier"

* Ciara sneezes a river of snot at MrBlonde

* Caitlin sways to Cat Stevens...and feels a strange urge to join a Hippy Comune

<Mare> I'm a train assassin
<Mare> trained
<Caitlin> Mare: You kill poor defenseless trains?

<Caitlin> PICKUP LINES THAT MAY GET YOU KILLED
<Caitlin> 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
<Caitlin> 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag.
<Caitlin> 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
<Caitlin> 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
<Caitlin> 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
<Caitlin> 6. My love for you is like diarrhea--I just can't hold it in.
<Caitlin> 7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck
<Caitlin> 8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
<Caitlin> 9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
<Caitlin> 10. You remind me of a championship bass--I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
<Caitlin> 11. Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
<Caitlin> 12. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
<Caitlin> 13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
<Caitlin> 14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I'll put my head in.

<gosh> syphilis? have you got to the mushy brain stage yet?
<ajf> gosh: that's an #atbuffy prerequisite.
<Caitlin> gosh: well my nose is rotting....

<EBE> So we don't need much to qualify as a 'person of #atbuffy' these days? :)
<Caitlin> EBE: a photo and a nick it would seem

<Wotcha> [Caitlin] Save your breath for your inflatable date

 * schon hates it when people laugh at his "winnie the pooh" t-shirt
* Caitlin laughs at schon's Winnie the Shit T shirt instead
 * schon clubs caitlin with collected works of A A Milne
* Caitlin is wearing her Children's Story Book Protective Head Gear

* Fletch hurt his back earlier when carrying a girl up some stairs earlier at work. Hurts like all heck.
<schon> lego:I know I'm going to be sorry,but what is the story?
<Caitlin> Lego: You mum is old enough to walk by herself

<Caitlin> Why are Breasts so attractive?

<Caitlin> I usually came on a saucer for xavmum

* Caitlin thinks that xeno will appear at 366 days and say "Wow, did I sleep in this morning

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "Anyone say I was off having the best sex ever?"