* Demos wanders around the channel randomly poking people
<Blackdog> b'dog bites demos

<Blackdog> b'dog circles sparky and sniffs his arse

* Blackdog  shakes head when he's finsih peeing

* Blackdog has a song about masturbation set to the macarena song

<Blackdog> who doen't want to know I'm going to the toilet?
<Blackdog> brb

Taken from Wotcha Stats:"shut the door on the way out and don't forget to put wotcha out "

<Obsidian> bugger it!
<Blackdog> you could if you were a man or had an attachment!!!

* Blackdog thinks Bollox is more in need of a blowjob than any white man in history

<Blackdog> as the graffiti said " My mother made me a lesbian" "If I give her the wool can she make me one?"

<Blackdog> I see naked girls and think about my lack of sex :-(