<Mare> hmmm....get the weirdest offers sometimes... someone just offered to teach me how to ummmm....
* Mare blushes...
<Riff> knit?

<Riff> they're dropping like heavy things tonight...

* Riff will be leaving soon
<xulon> seeya Riff
<Fleeced> later Riff
<Weapon-X> night Riff
<Riff> *soon*! can't you people read??? :p

* OobiDoob is known to most as Beaver.....a select few know his name          {err....now we all do <g>}

<Riff> what's the plug like? round?
<Mare> yup
<Riff> cool...my spare should fit then

*** Riff changes topic to 'Spiky can do the thing with his balls......just like the goblin king'

<Demos> ooh I fuck dogs!
<Obsidian> ?
<Riff> D: uhuh.....that's nice.....
* Riff backs away slowly

<Riff> "and try not to bleed on PeachdEgg, I just had her steam cleaned"

<Riff> Obsi: come up here and do some stuff... :)
<Obsidian> Beav: is that an invitation ;)

<Yoda> Green I am, yeess.

<Caitlin> Freak: I assume it would detonate as a suppository
<Freak> C: ouch! :)
<Freak> rectum all right......blew his arse to pieces

<IMMy>  #atbuffy is back in the gutter, again :)
<loki> <Riff>  IMM: it never really left :)

<Obsidian> Bloody hell... ok.. any name changes people?  speak up now...
<Riff> Obsi: yes, I'd like to change mine to "Ozmodiar" ;)
* Obsidian thwaps Beav

<Fletch> So............who wants to get naked?
<Riff> nah, not right now...
<Fletch> oh, thats a shame stud
<Fletch> big virile man like you.......
<Riff> Lego: well, I don't like to brag...

* Riff takes out his sword, muttering........there can be only one.....

<MI_unpack> !seen beaver
<Wotcha> beaver was last on IRC channel #atbuffy 16 hours, 18 minutes ago.
*** Riff ([email protected]) has joined #atbuffy          {it wasn't exactly instantaneous ... it was about 1min}
[Riff SOUND]
<Wotcha> [Riff] I am Mr Billowy Coat, Prince of Pain!
*** Wotcha sets mode: +o Riff
<Riff> heyhey
<Christian> greetnigs Riff
<Obsidian> WOW.. invocation
<Riff> hehe
<Riff> <Deep booming voice> Why have you summoned me? </Dbv>

<Riff> damn you stupid pointless early daylight savings!!!!

*** Riff is now known as VampRiff
 * VampRiff dusts off the old nick

<Riff> 404 Pages of HTML on the Web,
<Riff> 404 Pages of HTML...
<Riff> If one of those pages should not be found...
<Riff> It'd be bloody typical.
<Riff> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<Riff> The page you tried to access does not exist. This is probably because the webmaster here had a few too many beers and deleted it in a drunken rampage.
<Riff> Sorry it didn't work out.

* SpikyOne air guitars along to Santana
* schon is listening to george michael (so sue me)
* Riff is listening to the hum of the computer and the clicking of keys

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "sure.....how would you like to be killed?"

<Obsidian> MisterSparkle = Beav?
<MisterSparkle> Obsi: yahuh :)
 *** MisterSparkle is now known as Riffington
<Obsidian> :)  what's withe the nick?
<Riffington> Obsi: one of my amusing nick changes I sometimes do :)

* xav sneezes and 53 well trained commandos charge across channel to hand him a tissue before vanishing from whence they came......
<Wotcha> bless you, xav!
<xav> yeah.....STUPID BOT!!! THE CAPS HAD IT COVERED!!
<xav> bah! the CAPS are unbeatable......(mainly cos they live in an undisclosed location in the wallspace
* LordRiffington puts his ear to the wall
<LordRiffington> found em

* Wotcha rogers riffington
<Riffington> oi!

* LordRiffington is bored and disillusioned with humanity
<LordRiffington> (more so than usual)
<LordRiffington> *sigh*
<xulon> Riff: Kill 'em! Kill 'em all!
 <LordRiffington> x: frankly, it's not even worth the effort

* LordRiffington waves a hand dismissively

LordRiffington ([email protected]) Quit (Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.)

<LordRiffington> Yoda writes erotica: "Kissed her, he did.  Touched her, his hand inside her gown slipping."

<Obsidian> bugger it!
*** LordRiffington is now known as it
<it> no, please don't
*** it is now known as LordRiffington

<LordRiffington> hmmm, you can only get the entire season in pdf...damn
<Bollox> PDF? I'm there!
<schon> there's a man who likes his pdf
<LordRiffington> there's liking pdf, then there's *liking* pdf

<Gelphi> I can't cut and paste pdf to my text reading program
<Bollox> There ain't no cutting and pasting of pdf!
<LordRiffington> no...thats why it sucks
<LordRiffington> there's no editing either
<LordRiffington> you're forced to put up with people's stupidity

<LordRiffington> sorry.....haven't had a chance to do this in aages
*** LordRiffington changes topic to 'ajf'
*** ajf changes topic to 'Sorry? What was that?'
*** LordRiffington changes topic to 'I said ajf'
*** ajf changes topic to 'A topic that doesn't contain any names'
*** LordRiffington changes topic to 'not even ajf?'
*** ajf changes topic to 'Sorry? What was that?'
<LordRiffington> (:
* LordRiffington missed that
* LordRiffington sits back contentedly
* xulon wonders whether Wotcha should handle ajf's topic script when ajf isn't here
<LordRiffington> hehehehe
<LordRiffington> nah, it's not the same if he's not actually here...
 * LordRiffington pokes ajf
* LordRiffington pokes winajf
* ajf thwacks LordRiffington
* LordRiffington grins

<LordRiffington> *cough*statutoryrape*cough*

* LordRiffington says something witty
 * mad_max refuses to say something witty on the grounds it may become to be expected!
<LordRiffington> yeah...it's a burden, but I manage

* LordRiffington proceeds to lick carpet

* LordRiffington jaywalks on principle

<LordRiffington> http://www.starwarz.com/tbone/multi/boner.jpg
<LordRiffington> I say one thing....WHAT THE FUCK?????

* LordRiffington returns briefly from lurking to offer a very large sum of money to the person who brings him the head of BIll Gates

<LordRiffington> Tori: what Savage Garden song? (and if you say that frickin' animal song, I'll kill you myself ;)

<LordRiffington> where there's a will, there's lawyers

LordRiffington> "The day microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners."
<LordRiffington> rofl

<LordRiffington> Kaji: here's a funny quote for ya...."Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

LordRiffington> ROFL!!!
<LordRiffington> "Should the year 2000 VW Beetle be called the Y2K Bug?"
 <LordRiffington> (:

<LordRiffington> You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you will never find a word to rhyme with orange.

* LordRiffington wanders over to the torisofa and has a lie down

* Demwrites flops over on the orisofa
<LordRiffington> D: sorry, no room left :P

<LordRiffington> scuse me...
<LordRiffington> going to watch Angelus kill Jenny

*** LordRiffington is now known as RiffNahasapeema
<RiffNahasapeema> crap
<RiffNahasapeema> damn nicks need to be longer
 *** RiffNahasapeema is now known as LordRiffington

<Obsidian> you know how medieval knights have things painted on their shields.... what would be a good, and unusual thing to hav e on mine?
<LordRiffington> Obsi: crossed wands behind a computer? :)

<LordRiffington> "Y'know, they say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated"

<LordRiffington> Skip: well, westyx has offered sexual favours :)

<LordRiffington> "I'm gonna open up my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers!  Actually...forget the blackjack!"

*** LordRiffington ([email protected]) has joined #atbuffy
<Wotcha> [LordRiffington] Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "Obsi: just say "I hope this doesn't get in the stats""

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "I'll take anal bum cover, Alex"

Taken from Wotcha Stats:"when I typed that I knew it would make it into the stats"

<LordRiffington> how am I supposed to do my maniacal laugh if you keep tickling me?

* LordRiffington notes that www.fuck.it is taken

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "Ewok action hero: "Yub yub, motherfucker!""

* LordRiffington is somewhat intoxi...intocks...drunk

* LordRiffington makes offerings to Napsterus, the god of mp3 downloads

* BigBrother watches everyone

<LordRiffington> Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.

<LordRiffington> o/` I like traffic lights o/`

Taken from Wotcha Stats:"little bit extra is better than nothing"

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "I quote: "By the way...you're a complete and utter bastard.""

Taken from Wotcha Stats:  "well, obviously a donut can be used for evil..."