* ajf will just say "loved the cheese guy".

* ajf sighs ... more non-ajf people getting cable.

*** ajf changes topic to 'Something else'

<ajf> And with that utterly forgettable contribution, I bid you all good night.

<pres_bush> anyone know where the hell preston enterainment centre is ?
<ajf> pres_bush: Preston? :)

*** Christian changes topic to 'Nothing ajf...'
*** ajf changes topic to 'A topic that doesn't contain any names'
*** Riff changes topic to 'What? not even ajf?'
*** ajf changes topic to 'Something else'
*** Riff changes topic to 'Like ajf?'
*** ajf changes topic to 'A topic that doesn't contain any names'

<Fletch> ajf: I also supplied another non-lego pic that she deemed unacceptable
<ajf> Fletch: it's not a porn site.

* ajf wonders if he dares ask Obsidian to change his caption from "Ajf" to "ajf"...
* Riff sneaks Obsi $50 to change it to WinAjf
* ajf thwacks Riff.

*** ajf changes topic to 'EBE reveals his stump. Film at 11.'

<Blackdog> Hey has anyone heard that there might be some olympic game thing on soon?
<ajf> Blackdog: nah, I don't know what you're talking about.

* ajf ponders paying attention...
<ajf> too hard :(

<Jaspar> he needs to realise the wogarama folks have been doing the same jokes for 15 years
<Jaspar> and go away
<ajf> Jaspar: while you're at it, could you get the wogarama folks to realise that too?

<Obsidian> Ajf speaks!!!!!
<ajf> Obsidian: :) Sorry, won't do it again.

*** ajf ([email protected]) has joined #atbuffy
<Wotcha> [ajf] doidy doidy doidy doidy doidy doidy doidy doidy doidy doidy doidy

<amarillion> whatthahellishandfasting???
<ajf> amarillion: carelessness with superglue.
<ajf> No wait ... pagan wedding ritual.

{talking about the fact that I put a capital A in Ajf...but notice I changed it!}
Taken from Wotcha Stats: "I don't ask her to change it 'cause she yelled at somebody else "

* Mare discovers her bed piled high with Mills and Boon a friend gave her...
<ajf> Mare:  ... a friend who doesn't really like you?

<penpen> Sorry that's not to be. I just reprogrammed my ring tone to be the Theme of Angel and have a Buffy logo on my phone now.. So I'm feeling a little bit pathetic at the moment.
* ajf wishes he could program his phone to play a meaningless jumble of random noise to piss people off just as much as the annoying tunes he hears at work do it to him...

*** loki has quit IRC (scribble)
<ajf> seeya lo... ah fuck it.

<Laren> hmm... don't you hate it when you see yourself mentioned in quotes on the stats page but don't know why?
<Laren> "this "Laren ([email protected]) has left #atbuffy" "
<Laren> why would someone bother saying that?
<ajf> I'm sure it made sense at the time. No need to gets nervous.
* ajf continues the plotting in secret.

* Fleeced pokes ajf in adherence with God's law - for it is written, "Poke ajf on a a regular basis, that it may go well with you into the next life. Those who poke ajf shall not suffer the second death - the death of fire"
<xulon> that's because the death of knife will get them first
<Fleeced> But the Lord also warns, "In those last days, there shall be xulons who tempt you away from poking the ajf.  His words will trick many - even the elect, if that were possible.  Pay no attention to him, for poking the ajf gives you a warm fuzzy feeling all over"
* ajf throws a warm, not so fuzzy knife at Fleeced's chest.
* Fleeced pulls the knife out of his chest - for the Lord protects those who poke the ajf