If you've never played World of Warcraft, there's a chance that you may still have a semblance of a life. If you're like me, and have been introduced to the crack that is WoW, you'll probably never have anything resembling a normal relationship ever again (and no, that hot night elf chick you danced with last night does not count, because first of all she does not really exist, and second of all she was a man).

Of course, that's not to say that World of Warcraft is perfect - no, far from it. Besides the fact that the company is a group of penny pinching bastards, you also have to take the name randomizer into account. Who the hell put that thing together? It spews out the weirdest possibilities to name your characters. Here are a couple that I've come across:

City
Line
Mill
Hopegwynn
Mare
Call
City
Very
Many
Lice

Admittedly, those last three weren't given in that order.

Still, though, how fucking bored could those game designers have been before they started throwing in names like "Lice"?

Also worth notice is the fact that whoever designed the monsters for the game has clearly never seen a coyote. Coyotes are much smaller than wolves; you can't use the same exact images for them. You can use the same image to differentiate between, say, a Rabid Wolf and a Timber Wolf, because players are going to be too busy spacking them to check and see if the Rabid Wolf is foaming at the mouth. Besides, they're at least from the same god damn genus.

I would also like to point out that a white coyote doesn't blend in very well with a red landscape. In reality, any creature they tried to hunt would see it coming a mile away, and would have plenty of time to run away or hide before the coyote got near, and so the coyotes would starve to death. Natural selection should have wiped those guys out already.

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