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To continue surfing the web at your employers expense please try the following:
- Click the
Re-bludge button, sit back, relax and think about absolutely nothing work related whatsoever.
- If your employer returns unexpectedly, be
really quick with the alt tab button with some dodgy work like
programming and look quite mentally involved in what problems are
occuring on the system.
- If your Network Administrator is logging or
tracing your browser activity, screw him over by continually changing
your TCP/IP Address, computer name, network card and proxy
settings. IF you would like to broadcast an IP scrambler accross the
network to really confuse your Network Administrator adjust the WTF
Protocol
Under settings select control panel, administrative tools, services and untick as many boxes as possible.
- Some administrators/employers may try and sneak up on you from a different approach angle or behind the dividers. Ensure there is sufficient reflective glare on the monitor to protect yourself. Click the Glare Enhancement menu under display options and then click Employee Protection Policy to ensure uninterrupted web surfing with peace of mind.
- If caught surfing non work related websites explain to your supervisor that you believe that your system has been infected by a virus and is being controlled remotely. If your employer doesnt buy this, point to the sky and yell "look a goodyear blimp!", and jump out the nearest window.
- Click the
Im Screwed button to accept the fact that you may have been retrenched.