.:::LUNATIC FRINGE:::.

The myth, the legend,

The Team

 

SOME THINGS WE DECIDED TO WRITE DOWN

 

1. Jenna - "Oh nothing, I was just looking for....calcium"
2. Rachael - "How do you know I don't eat people?"
3. Jenna - "The jeans are blue"
4. Chase - "Order the food already!"
5. Jenna - "We need some shiny thin metal, I think it's steel...they use it on roofs....flashing? yay! I learned a new word!"
6. Chase - "I drive in the middle lane because that way I get my choice of people to take down with me should I crash."
7. Rachael - "CORNBREAD!!!!"
8. Rachael - "Don't squish the froggies!"
9. Chase - "Someone debur my writing pad"
10. Chase - "Son - of - Bitch...I keel you both" (screamed by Chase at the road worker when he tried to go someplace where there was a NO ENTRANCE sign!)
11. Lauren - "Here...stop....turn." (the most words ever uttered by Lauren at once)
12 .Going into the worse section of Miami, having people come up and bang on our car, having to stop at a dodgy gas station and ask for directions, almost getting our car stolen, all for 15 bucks worth of cheap steel.

• 13. The daily trip to get Paul out of bed at three in the afternoon...only to have him weld when half asleep.
  14. Flashing the car blinkers and honking the horn at Paul's neighbor's dogs.
  15. Getting 6 foot steel poles into the trunk of a Toyota Camry (figure THAT one out!)
  16. The guys who served us at Miami Subs in Hialeah who were watching us leave through the drive through window then waving at us once they knew we saw them.

THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHEN BUILDING A ROBOT

1. It's...an approximation
2. It works in theory
3. Maybe
4. I don't know
5. About.....this much
6. Could be
7. I'm not sure...
8. Might be
9. Uh oh...
10. Oh no, not again
11. It doesn't fit
12. It doesn't work
13. I will MAKE it fit.....it WILL fit damn it!
14. It needs to be redone.