| Quotations: Season 5 |
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| Leo: Why am I standing in the ocean? Piper: Phoebe's a mermaid. Leo: Oh, well, that would explain it. ***A Witchs Tail Pt1 |
| Paige: I'm about to orb your family jewels far far away. Cole: Yeah, that would hurt. ***A Witchs Tail Pt2 |
| Evil Witch: Well, then if I'm not the most powerful witch in all the land, who is? Piper: Take a wild guess. ***Happily Ever After |
| Piper: (to Paige) Geez, you're like my husband with boobs. ***Siren Song |
| Paige: It's weird talking about sex with a pregnant lady anyway. Piper: Well, uh, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant? Paige: Eh. I don't want to know that either. ***Witches In Tights |
| Leo: (referring to Paige's scant attire) Uh, Paige, where did you orb in from? Paige: I was dealing with some personal issues. Leo: Well, I'm your whitelighter so if you ever want to talk� Piper and Paige: NO!!! ***Witches In Tights |
| Leo: Ladies, death cannot be feared. For death, in time, comes to all witches. You know, the witch who says she's not scared in battle is a liar. The real witch is the one who fights. Piper: Honey? Leo: Yeah? Piper: Zip it. ***A Witch Time |
| Piper emerges from a dressing room wearing a maternity outfit. Paige: Awww, it's cute! Piper: I don't wanna be cute. ***Y Tu Mummy Tambien |
| Kaia morphs into her real self. Phoebe: Oh, you're blonde. I should have known. ***The Importance Of Being Phoebe |
| Phoebe: What about a water birth? Can we do that at home? Eve: Sure, we can rent a tub. Piper: What am I? A dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish. Leo: Well, actually, dolphins aren't fish. They're mammals. Piper: Shut up. ***Centennail Charmed |
| Piper: Hey, where'd you orb to? Paige: Piper. You're pregnant? Piper: Yeah, where ya been? **Centennail Charmed |
| Leo: Piper, I need you to help me find Paige. Piper: I'm not talking to her until she cleans up her room. ***House Call |
| Piper: I mean, why would a demon be interested in killing people's dreams? They're harmless, erotic fun. Paige: Did you say 'erotic'? Piper: Exotic. I said exotic. ***San Francisco Dreamin' |
| Leo: (about the baby) Well, I'll take him to Uncle Elders. He'll be safe there. Phoebe: Did they ask you not to do that? Leo: Yeah, but...screw 'em. ***Lucky Charmed |
| Phoebe walks into the manor through the back door, wearing the same clothes from the previous evening and looking disheveled. Phoebe: Morning. Never mind. Don't ask. Piper: Hey, somebody's doing the walk of shame. Paige: Details! Details! Phoebe: I knew I wasn't going to get away with this one. Paige: Not a chance. Spill it, sister. Phoebe: Oh, okay. I think I did something really bad. I slept with my boss. Piper: Jason? Phoebe: No, Elise. Yes, of course Jason! Paige: Wow, that is bad. For future employment's sake. Unless of course, you know, maybe it'll work out and you guys will get married and you'll have kids and you can own half the newspaper. Phoebe: Paige. Paige: Sorry. Piper: How did this happen? Phoebe: It was very fast. Paige: Oh. Downer. Phoebe: No, that part wasn't fast. That part was... Phoebe trails off making pleased grunting noises. Piper: So that's good, right? Phoebe: Yes...No. I don't know. See, I'm very conflicted about all of this, because it's not just the fact that he's my boss. It's that I didn't plan on this all happening right now in my life. Piper: Well, honey, unfortunately that's when these things usually happen. Paige: Yeah. Can we go back to the whole unh part? Leo orbs in. Paige: Talk about orbus interruptus. ***Nymphs Just Wanna Have Fun |
| Phoebe: You're not breathing. Piper: Nope. Phoebe: Breathe. ***Oh My Goddes Pt1 |
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