| Quotations: Season 4 |
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| Piper: Well, you're not truly one of us until you've dated a demon. So welcome to the club. ***Charmed Again Pt2 |
| Paige: You can't say "demon" followed by "oh my God." I'm new at this. I'm likely to panic. ***Hell Hath No Fury |
| Phoebe (as Paige): Oh my God, you are so bad for my image. ***Enter the Demon |
| Piper: It is like talking to a wall! Leo: She has the Halliwell hearing. ***Size Matters |
| Paige: Piper, do that thing you do! Piper: I don't want to blow him up. Paige: Well, risk it. He's using his tongue. ***A Knight To Remeber |
| Phoebe: You're changing the subject. Piper: No, I'm ignoring you. ***Brain Drain |
| Paige: Who's trying to kill us? Piper: No one. Paige: That's new. ***Muse To My Ears |
| Morris: Piper. Piper: Uh huh. Morris: You froze the crime scene. Piper: Uh huh. Morris: You can't freeze a crime scene. Piper: Well, I did. ***A Paige From The Past |
| Leo: (about a child) Ours will be doubly magical. Half-whitelighter, half-witch. Paige: Hey, that's like me. Oh, you might have some trouble. ***Lost And Bound |
| Piper: Oh, you're not really a Halliwell until you've gone demonic on your sisters at least twice. ***The Fifth Halliwell |
| Phoebe: Will your friends be staying for dinner? Cole: I'm going to find it hard enough to convince them to stay to the end of the meeting unless you you stop threatening to kill them. ***Long Live The Queen |
| Piper: Did your baby just electrocute the nice doctor man? Phoebe: Yeah... ***Womb Raider |
| Piper: Unborn babies do not perform magic tricks in the first trimester, Phoebe! ***Womb raider |
| Paige: What the hell was that for? Phoebe: Uh, I don't know. You'd have to ask him. Piper: Okay. Why did your mommy push Paige out the window? ***Womb Raider |
| Morris: Where is the baby that everyone keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I going to step on it? ***Womb Raider |
| Piper: Let me get this straight. You guys summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work so we can all die together?!?! Paige: Well, the plan has some flaws admittedly. ***Womb Raider |
| Angel of Destiny: We angels of destiny normally don't intervene, except in extraordinary situations. Mozart at age seven, Michelangelo, Albert Einstein...Britney Spears. Paige: Huh? ***Witch Way Now? |
| Angel of Destiny: By the way, thought you'd like to know that neither decision would have affected yours and Leo's personal destiny. Piper: What? Angel of Destiny: You'll find out soon. Phoebe: Oh my God. Piper: What? Phoebe: Don't you get it? Piper: What? Phoebe: (to Paige) Don't you get it? Paige looks puzzled. Phoebe: She's pregnant! Piper: Who's pregnant? Phoebe: You're pregnant! Piper: I'm pregnant? ***Witch Way Now? |
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