| Quotations: Season 3 |
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| Leo: I thought this whole thing through. Piper: Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet? Leo: I tried to get you to go downstairs. ***The Honeymoon's Over |
| Prue: Okay, the best defense is a good offense. You ready? Piper: No. Prue: Yeah, you're ready. Piper: No, no. Prue: On three. One...two... Don't hold my hand! ***The Honeymoon's Over |
| Piper: The reason we write the bad word is so we don't say the bad word. ***Magic Hour |
| Prue: Hey, um, it's me. Phoebe: It's amazing how much stress you can project with so few words, Prue. ***Once Upon A Time |
| Piper: Why are you being so stubborn about this? Phoebe: Because I'm a Scorpio, what's your excuse? Prue: Okay, so it's kinda late and, um, we're all tired so how about we finish this up tomorrow? Phoebe: Now look what you did. You went and turned Prue into the middle child. ***Once Upon A Time |
| Phoebe: Are you worried? Prue: When are you going to learn? I am always worried. ***Once Upon A Time |
| Prue: I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time. ***All Halliwell's Eve |
| Piper: What is this? Prue: A way to always be prepared. Phoebe: These are very big contraceptives, Prue. ***Sight Unseen |
| Piper: Phoebe, where were you when we called? Phoebe: Cole's. Piper: You could've changed. All night? Phoebe: Mm hmm. Piper: Did you? Phoebe: Uh huh. Piper: Did he? Phoebe: Uh huh!! ***Primose Empath |
| Cole: (practicing breaking up with Phoebe) "I'm sorry, but we have to stop seeing each other. Why? Because I gotta kill you, that's why." Smooth. ***Power Outage |
| Phoebe: Cole, I could probably get Piper to handle the meeting. Cole: Yeah? You sure she won't be angry? Phoebe: Oh, she's gonna be furious, but she'll just suppress it and take it out on me later. ***Power Outage |
| Prue: Okay, I need some professional help. Phoebe: No argument here. ***We All Scream For Ice Cream |
| Prue: Piper froze ya. Natalie: She what? Prue: Yep! ***Blinded By The Whitelighter |
| Piper: I'll help. Anything to get rid of her. Phoebe: You mean him. Piper: Nah. I mean her. ***Blinded By The Whitelighter |
| Natalie: That means no more braless, strapless, fearless attire. Prue: Okay, but then I have nothing to wear. ***Blinded By The Whitelighter |
| Morris: You were a blonde when you answered the door. Phoebe: Uh huh. Morris: How'd it change? Phoebe: Um, well, it must be because I colored my hair in that sink so technically I lost it there and now I've found it again. I hope this doesn't affect my virginity. Piper: Wait, so everything is coming back to where it was lost? So that means you lost your vir� ***Wrestling With Demons |
| Piper: Remind me again why we are doing this. Phoebe: Because your sisters have a thing for saving bad boys. Piper: If I die before I get married, I'm going to be really mad at the two of you. ***Wrestling With Demons |
| Prue: Why did you vanquish the watermelon? Piper: I didn't vanquish the watermelon! I threw it up in the air and tried to freeze it but it exploded! ***Exit Strategy |
| Phoebe: Oh, she's such a pretty dog. Piper: What else did you expect? Leo: A Doberman. ***Look Whos Barking |
| Piper: You got to meet a guy? Prue: Uh huh. Piper: As a dog? Prue: Uh huh. Piper: How? Prue: Well, he ran me over. ***Look Whos Barking |
| Piper: Hi Kujo! Who ya growling at? Leo: Maybe I'd better go check with the Elders and see if they know how to vanquish a banshee. Phoebe: Wait a minute�don't tell me you're afraid of Prue. Leo: Yeah. ***Look Whos Barking |
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