| Quotations: Season 2 |
| Piper: (pages turning in the Book) Why does the Book do that? How does the Book do that? ***Witch Trial |
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| Phoebe: (hearing a voice) Grams? Piper: (naked) Grams? What? Where? ***Witch Trial |
| Piper: I wonder how I look? Phoebe: Piper you look great, but now's hardly the time� Piper: Not now, in the future. When we went to the past we saw ourselves as kids and now we'll be seeing ourselves walking around ten years older. All the vanquishing? Think of the wear and tear. ***Mortality Bites |
| Prue: Stop. You're obsessing. Piper: Well it runs in the family. Prue: I don't obsess. I think. Intensely. ***The Painted World |
| Morris: What's going on here? Prue: You're arresting a kidnapper. Phoebe: And rescuing his victims. Good job. ***The Devil's Music |
| Prue: You know, I'm surprised we men ever get anything done. All I seem to think about is sex. It's like, nonstop. Really debilating. Phoebe: Mm hmm. Tell me about it. ***She's A Man, Baby, A Man! |
| Dan: Don't you have another house to repair? Leo: No. ***That Old Black Magic |
| Piper: (thinking) Next time get your own damn lipstick. Prue: (thinking) I heard that. Piper: (thinking) I love you! Prue: (thinking) Bite me. ***They're Everywhere |
| Piper: (about the beep on the phone) Oh, that's, uh, that's probably Dan. Prue: You know, he does live like twenty feet away. You guys could get walkie-talkies, two cans, a string� Piper: Point taken, mom. ***P3 H2O |
| Piper: Morning. Phoebe: Hi. Do you recognize that person? Prue: Yeah, she looks vaguely familiar. Kind of like a sister that we used to have. What was her name? Pip� Pipper? Phoebe: Pippy? Prue: Pippy? Phoebe: No. What ever happened to her? Prue: I don't know. She fell in lust with the next door neighbor, started spending all her time there. Piper: Because she could. For the first time in months her life was nice and calm and normal. I don't even care that it's Friday� Phoebe: Shh, shh, shh. Don't even say it. Piper: The thirteenth. See, I said it and nothing happened. Bullets riddle the breakfast table, heading towards the sisters who duck and take cover. Phoebe: I told you not to say it! Piper: Oh, so this is my fault? ***Ms. Hellfire |
| Piper: Yeah, and guess what. She's got a new power. She can astral project now. Phoebe: Are you kidding me? Piper: Nope. Phoebe: Are you kidding me? Piper: No. Phoebe: I hate her. Piper: I know. ***Ms. Hellfire |
| Prue: We have a baby? Piper: Phoebe picked it up at the police station. Prue: Okay, I thought you were going to request a job, not a kid. ***Reckless Abandon |
| Phoebe: Wait, you smuggled it in? Piper: Oh, it's fruit, Phoebe, not drugs. ***Awakened |
| Piper: I'm being stalked by psychokillers and I hide in the shower?!? ***Chick Flick |
| Leo: Ever done it on a cloud? Phoebe: I don't know. Does a feather bed count? Leo: Uh, Phoebe! ***Astral Monkey |
| Prue: A monkey astral projected onto the set today. Phoebe: A monkey? Piper: Astral projected? Prue: Yeah, and it waved at me, like it knew me or something. I think it wanted my help. Phoebe: Honey, I think you're working way too hard. ***Astral Monkey |
| Piper: You really think he's here that much? Phoebe: He's like the big brother I never wanted... uh... I mean, had. ***Astral Monkey |
| Leo: Why give up homefield advantage unless you're hiding something? Piper: Of course they're hiding something! They're evil! ***Apocalypse, Not |
| Piper: Dan is back in town. Leo: So? Piper: So, what am I going to tell him? The last time I saw him he handed me proof that you were killed in 1942. He's going to expect a reaction from me. Phoebe: How about, "Hey, Dan, you're right, I am a necrophiliac." Piper: Phoebe! Phoebe: Why does everyone always 'Phoebe' me? ***Be Careful What You Witch For |
| Phoebe: Flying's awesome, it's the landing that's a bitch. ***Be Careful What You Witch For |
| Piper: You tricked us and now a dragon warlock is trying to turn us into witch-kabobs. ***Be Careful What You Witch For |
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